That's cool.... I'd rather go to the pizza place, go around back, and pick up the stack of perfectly good pizzas that got more than 30 minutes old, left by the dumpster for hobos, rats, and employees who intentionally let it get to old.
When I was a pizza delivery driver I got in a fender bender one day on the way to a delivery. Took 10 minutes max to exchange info with the guy, wasn't a bad incident or anything. When I got to the guy's place and gave him his still hot pizza he gave me an earful about how I was late. After listening I told him that it was my first day on the job and that I had hit another car on the way to give him his pizza. Which was all true. The guy gave me a $5 tip once he realised that he was lucky he didn't have to leave his fucking house in order to get some damn dinner for himself.
You are seriously underestimating just how quickly a pizza gets devoured at a place of business. They don't even stand a chance.
Well you have to wait around a while, but it's totally doable, at least some places. Like pizza hut.... they always throw shit out, cause pizza hut ain't exactly pappa johns.... you'll NEVER find one around there. But even in my small town, if you WANT pizza hut, you can pick one up out back if you wait a little while. If you spend less than an hour picking up a ten dollar pizza, that's like getting paid ten bucks an hour. Not that shabby.
right? food to your house... unless it comes with the plague people should be fucking stoked. i feel like resumes are for chumps.
:2thumbsup: Not only that, but they're often taken out back in a stack of two or three. Just don't be there obviously waiting for pizza, light a cigarette and loiter as though you're taking a smoke break, within line of sight of where they leave them. Then it's like making between 10 and 40 bucks an hour And if you know lazy people, you might be able to hock the ones you don't want for 5 bucks. MOAR profit. As you can see, I'm a genuine, certified lowlife.
I had ordered a pizza once and the guy was over an hour late because they forgot to make my pizza. I ended up getting that pizza and getting a managers letter for 2 free ones in the future. I felt like a winner that day...
the world is changing, boys. pizzas just don't get left out back anymore (actually, i never saw that happen, must be some dumbass managers where you live) and lunar, you would be drug tested and fired assuming you didn't pass.
Fuck change, I was too young to vote for change. Palin pizza in '12! I swear, my local pizza hut leaves em out back. But I know they don't everywhere, I also know a dominoes manager (who lives a considerable distance away, though) who brought us home a stack of "old" pizzas when I was staying at his place. Not so old that they didn't kick ass in my stoned state at the time, however.
at the previous place i worked, i could bring home five or six pizzas on a friday or saturday night. and that's just me evereyone else was doing it too, we wasted a lot of pizza. but now im at a different pizza shop, and if a cook fucks up an order, he has to pay for it. We don't waste food there ever
