Brazil: Woman Legally Allowed to Masturbate at Work

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  1. skip

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    In the first ruling of its kind, a Brazilian woman has been given permission by a judge to masturbate while at work and to watch porn on her work computer. The 36 year old woman has claimed that she suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality.

    Sorry, I just had to put that in bold! LOL!

    http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/05/16...lly-masturbate-at-work_n_862452.html?ir=World
     
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  3. mckarkies

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    is it okay for me to sell tickets to the ceiling tiles above her cubicle?
     
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  5. skip

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    I think this ruling should apply to everyone!

    In fact, office sex should be mandatory. It's the only way to save the world. All those hung up, tense office workers are creating a world-wide tension that begs for relief.

    But knowing American Capitalism, they will out source the orgasms to India, where tantric professionals will respond to your call with moans and groans and waves of pleasure.

    It might be so successful that people will call support with imaginary problems just to be part of those endless orgasms...
     
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    Hey... if they insisted politicians got regular blowjobs (or getting eaten out for the women), maybe they would all stop being such useless uptight dicks... (women included... lol)
     
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    HAHA. I think you're both onto something here. Truly if you were to have "sensual massages" at work :D. Everyone would be happy.
     
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  11. lunarverse

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    Didn't work for Clinton...
     
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  13. Heat

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    Do you think as an employer they then should also have to allow a cigarette break after a good time was had by all? :)

    It would help to fill those lack luster days and the term screwing a dog could now be verified.
     
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    I wish I could abuse myself at school or work ide do it every fucken hour on the hour and ide hope others would too I love to see a guy just jacken it
     
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    You can't go by that example as it isn't allowed under the current system... Sneaking a blowjob from an intern in the oval office (while being something everyone should try to do at least once in their life...lol), would do more to increase stress then release it...

    As history shows us... lol
     
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    Funny how the republicans were more stressed out about Clinton's blow job than most democrats were.

    Now there's a group of people who desperately need more sex!
     
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    As far as republicans are concerned, blow jobs should stay where they belong... in men's washrooms... lol
     
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    They're quite kinky those brazilian women, I've seen videos of them.
     
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    They should give her some cannabis instead of those tranquilizers.
     
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    She gets my vote to masturbate all she wants! Hot cha cha! I watch Modern Family just to see her in action!

    Maybe they can let her do it on the set while she's being filmed?
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    Only problem with Sofia is her jealous boyfriend!

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  29. The Imaginary Being

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    so because of her addictive nature - and sudden need for sex the rules are bent.

    in that case, i should be able to light up a cigarette in a bar because i have an addiction. a heroin user likewise - let's not ostracize all of those with pitfalls and urges.
     
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    Thats bullshit!
    It depends on where you work, there is no law against it but like, your boss doesnt let you do that of course!
    I am from Brazil just saying.
     
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    she only masturbates 47 times a day?... shucks I've got to cut down
     
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    Your addiction isn't a biological "abnormality". It is the result of you using a substance to the extent that you've become addicted to it. You can quit smoking, this woman can't just quit masturbating too much, just as a schizophrenic can't just quit hearing voices or seeing things.
     
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    They could broadcast it over a web cam and make a bit of extra money on top of their salaries. They could start a website- www.womenwankingatwork.com

    I once had a wank in the disabled toilet when I worked for the Inland Revenue. I just did it for the sake of doing it. I also once jerked off on a plane.
     
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  39. The Imaginary Being

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    this is nonsensical. i mean, consider this recent news story about someone biologically ill:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...tired-grandmother-Jennifer-Mills-Westley.html

    shall we condone this behaviour because he can't help it? uhh, no. this man should be treated, much like this lady should - as you can see by the link below there is ways that they do that, and allowing her to continue is not helping the problem:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypersexuality#Official_diagnostic_status

    she should be taking drugs and going to a councillor, apparently.

    i mean, think logically - if she 'suffers' from something, isn't it something that we should be curing?
     
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