Do NOT put your baby in a microwave oven.

its about damn time
China arnold is found GUILTY of doing just that.

http://www.whiotv.com/news/27884101/detail.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fAz5Sp1ghQ"]YouTube - Do Not Stick Your Baby in a Microwave Oven

 

weird, i had a dream that i did that when i was pregnant with my second child. so fucked up....

 

Political correctness gone mad.

 

bump for kinky ramona (and any one else is welcome too, i guess)

 

http://www.whiotv.com/video/27884526/index.html

 

Haha, no, I saw this before I replied to the other thread.

 

We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's

 

Nice using her hands to take your eyes away from her tits.. A real pro..

 

I want my...
I want my...
I want my empty-vee

 

what is wrong with people? Don't they realize babies taste better in the oven?

No but seriously, this story is fucked up and the death penalty is exactly what she deserves

 

damn it, that's the only reason why i opened this post, just to say that.....fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!

Preheat oven to 350.
Quarter potatoes, throw in baking pan.
Chop carrots, onion, and celery, add to baking pan.
Take baby, rub with barbeque sauce, and place in pan. If you don't want barbeque sauce, cream of mushroom soup works good....Cream of Baby soup works well.
Cook for an hour and fifteen minutes, or until baby is light pink in the middle.
Let cool and enjoy.

 

it took 3 trials and 6 years?...what a waste of time

 

i know right

and money

I think this is going to be the last trial. (xcept for sentencing starts monday)

my favorite part of the news video i posted is when Jill says "has been found guilty AGAIN of aggrivated murder"

 

what if the microwave oven is broken, and you're using it as a perfectly safe baby storage unit?

 

yeah, like a makeshift bassinet!!!

 

then it wouldn't give the baby internal third degree burns.

Turning it on is really the act in question

 

Ugh, yeah, they're large enough that you have to cook them so long, they usually come out tasting like a mixture of last week's burritos and last night's ramen.....

 

as an aspiring chef, there has got to be a better way to make them taste better...i should start gutting them more often, and start deboning them...

but the nice, succulent baby back ribs....how could i resist

 

They tend to dry out in the oven. Next time wrap the baby in tin foil and then cook it. That will keep the juices in. Can you say "flavour country"?

 

mmm...last nights ramen. Microwaving doesn't cook them all the way through, tho...it'd be uneven like when you heat up soup and you get one super hot bite and the rest are freezing cold