Your pick up line is?...

''Excuse me, do you know how heavy a polar bear is?

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Heavy enough to break the ice, I'm _____''

And then you expose yourself to her

 

i am the walrus.

 

ooh a restroom, how classy!

 

"You wanna go halves on a bastard?"

 

I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you.

 

Haha-and the girl responds "well, most of it I wasn't born!" :mickey:

 

I've got some ky-jelly in my van, jump on up in the back there.....;-D

 

if you were a booger, I'd pick ya

 

I got dibs on you!

 

are you wearing space pants? cause your ass is out of this world...

 

I heard you give the best head of any female in this state, can you prove that?....;-D

 

Do you wanna ride the ocean? Hi, my name is ocean.

 

Pick up lines are silly, I like when guys just smile and say hello.

 

I think most of us know not to use these seriously to pick up women in real life. Some of them just make really good jokes.

 

nice shoes,wanna fuck?

 

I don't know that.

 

Well this thread is in the Humor forum.

 

How's this for a pick up line: Could you pick that up?

 

I'll show you mine if you show me yours first!...... And it is all just a joke.....;-D