New Seven Word Story

cuz deboogering BBAD's nostril crevices entertains Balgis

 

and then we all had some soup

 

made with oxtail and ostrich testicles ...also

 

I didn't eat any of it though

 

i just packed it into baggies and

 

spanked my monkey furiously until dawn then

 

sold him to the chinese restaurant for

 

One Euro Cent, took it on home

 

ran it through a blender and drank

 

until some bitch knocked on my door

 

and slapped upside the head for asking

 

if its ok to leave the kitchen

 

then a man from very far away

 

gabbed his machete and ran for cover

 

from the hail of dog poop that

 

was mostly in brown bags being catapulted

 

from the sunroof of a 65 mustang

 

the chevy was too weak, trailing behind

 

deliberately-for he had a cunning plan

 

to collect the turds for chemical analysis