owwwwww!!! Tis painful!!!

I got tangerine juice in my eye! I was ah peelin away mindin my own business, and the tangerine just decides its gonna shoot me, the first shot I did the matrix and it missed me... But this one was like in slow motion, n-o-o-o-o-o *me* a-h-h-h-h-h *me* and thats how I got tangerine juice in my eye

 

I got tostitos hot salsa in my eye once. Don't even ask.

 

Oh come on, you can tottally make up a story like I did...I mean, please tell?

 

don't let it go to waste! you should lick your eyeball. mmm...tangerine juice.

 

Here *hands you my eye* go on, you know you want to!

 

yay!!! tangerine juice!!! yummie...

 

I thought for sure you would throw it :X

 

I was actually staring at a ladybug on the wall looking up at it and holding a frito with salsa in it above my face like an idiot. This happened today. It hurts.

 

I could tottaly imagine you doing that

 

did you lick the salsa?!

 

My tongue won't reach my forehead and eye.

 

I am sure she would be happy to do it for you

 

yeah those things need warning labels on them.....simply dangerous

 

agreed, sombody could put an eye out with one of those things

 

I can't engage in that kind of behavior. I am quite happy to say I too am taken. hahaha... I love being able to say that.

I could always get Gene Simmons or someone of the sort to help.

 

am i someone of the sort?

 

wowy kaboodles, george. do you think you have enough guitars???

 

Nah. Hmm...

If I could have anyone lick salsa off of my face, I wouldn't mind Les Paul to do it... after all, he did invent THE guitar, multitrack recording, and numerous other inventions. So... yeah, I'd let a 90 year old man lick salsa off of my face, eh.

 

No. Only like... two, are mine... sadly.