I took a Twinkie out the wrapper..

I set it on the mantel and its been there for about 2 months now... It hasnt changed a bit.. :tongue:

 

I'll give you a ding dong if you eat it.

 

really? gross. i'm never eating one.

 

That's why I'm glad I don't have a mantel. There's no telling what kinda shit I'd put up there and forget about.

 

crazy!
i heard that fast-food fries do that too, last forever...
or soda, i guess it is crazy corrosive on things...

 

my wife seen it and she said is that what I think it is. and I said "yeah it goes with my knick knacks" ..

 

How Squirrly would you even have to be to put a twinkie there to begin with? That's nuts!

I'm so punny.

 

I heard they dont mold or nuffin, so I wanted to see for myself. And have a great conversations piece..

 

It won't mold, twinkies are virtually indestructible. They can even survive a nuclear holocaust from what I've heard.

 

Just wait til the ants get to it!

 

Twinkies are old, very very old!....;-D

 

They don't. Trust me.

 

A unwrapped twinkie wouldn't last 2 minutes in my house, much less 2 months

 

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Twinkies are like the cockroaches of food.

 

every time i turn on my refrigerator light, i see twinkies scurrying away to their various hiding places.

 

I know right..those fuckers are going to hide away until the nuclear holocaust, then they'll appear when all else is dead and rule the world.

 

does it at least get squishy and gross, or is it still spongy?

 

oh no.. Mr Twinkie is getting some mold on him./. I may have to destroy it cause I have other mycology things going on here, dont need contaminates. ,,

 

we bought a box of Twinkies because my boyfriend had never had them before. Needless to say, they are still sitting in my cabinet. Anyone want some Twinkies for their mantle?