Hello, I'm going to be drug screen early on Thursday, I smoked last night and before that I smoked everyday for about 1 year, though I've slowed down in the last week. I'm gonna pop some niacin here and there and drink lots of water and do some exercise. You think I'll be good for Thursday? And what are your guys tips and tricks for passing, thanks a ton!
Alright well then am I screwed? I am a very skinny guy, very fast metabolism.. I'd say my chances are pretty good.. I have more hope than that man.. the payoff is 1400, so I'm gonna bust my ass tryin to pass
95% screwed. it took me just under a week to get clean for the navy (smoked sunday night, went into recruiters on wednesday, was told to drink lots of water and come back on fri/sat) i mean, seriously. the only way you pass if you smoked 4 days prior is to cheat. past use has less to do with it, unless its a hair test. and if its a hair test you are fucked. personally, if i have to pass a drug test i give myself 2-4 weeks of not smoking to do so. its called willpower. only tips i would say drink a lot of water up to the day of (or night before, if its a morning test) water and exercise and metabolism will only do so much. PS 1400 what? doughnuts? dollars? handjobs? not enough information. and if its $1400 then you should have quit weeks ago in anticipation
I just got accepted into a study today... so I didnt know, otherwise I woulda quit a long time ago. I'm just hoping I can pull it off, would it be unwise to substitute someones urine (I know it will be clean, they are family) It's risky but if it's not against the law in Missouri I'd be willing to try, I'm in need of that money for college..
step 1: go to your local store, buy some suregel step 2: drink surgel, i perfer mixing with lemonaid, its kind of gnarly taste to it but lemonaid covers it right up step 3: drink water, piss 3 times. by the 3ed piss your pee should be totally colorless. step 4: be a fatty! you need to put as much grease / fat in yourbody as you can. it sounds fun but trust me its not so fun after drinking all the water to get to this point. order yourself some chicken wings, eat that shit up. the entire point is the fruit pactin blocks the release of old fat into your urin, and all this grease / fat food you eat is going to put new clean urin in your system. step 5: after peeing about 3 times after eating your greasy food/ fatty food,(KEEP DRINK WATER) you will have color coming back to your urin, this color is the new clean fat. your old fat is being blocked off by the fruit pactin. this entire process can take like 5-6 hours. i usally start at 9am with, drink suregel by 11, eat by 1, and pee at 3.30pm Note: if you have smoked marijuana within 48 hours of doing this. it will not work, you will still have trace amounts of thc being released in your system. i passed 5 probation drug test using this method, and ill pass 5 more. good luck, enjoy the bathroom. dont forget to wash your hands
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that sounds awful floes, but i see how it could work. i wonder what its doing to your body though. im just envisioning piss jelly. have you had your kidneys checked? i make jam but i dont even use pectin (its probably last years stock on sale right now, i buy a few marked down boxes when we shop, even though i dont use it) and im not attacking you floes, just really curious. if you eat it, its in your digestive tract. i see it gumming up your intestines (i would expect some nutrient deficiency side effects) and poop jelly. if the pectin passes into your blood from digestion then blood pressure and coagulation could be a problem. if the blood is then filtered through the kidneys and the pectin gums up the works there how could there not be damage to the body's filter? i just want to know how it really works.
There's a good thread on this. The one NOT by floes. OP, you're fucked. Don't expect to pass, be very thankful if you pass. Being a yearlong daily smoker, it could take you months to pass. You need to exercise hard, until the last 48 hours, when you need to eat fat and not get off your fat TV watchin' ass. You need to drink LOTS of water, several gallons a day, you should be pissin' clear. From now until the test. Don't let the test be your first piss of the morning, make sure you've gone at least one full cycle before it, and don't go strait in the cup, wait till you're a third done or so. Niacin is stupid bullshit, it's JUST a vitamin, you eat plenty in all sorts of things, and even if you didn't it's added to all sorts of things, from bleached flour to dairy products to energy drinks. It might not be a bad idea to use it, and caffine/5 hour energy/other light uppers during your exercise phase, but niacin shock therapy, on it's own, is totally WORTHLESS. It's wishful thinking, but it's not a quick fix. *edit* oh lol, this thursday, for some reason I was thinking you have a week. Then make the "resting" period the last 24 hours instead of 48..... but seriously, you are ASSfucked. Maybe find a friend with clean piss?
I'm gonna try these methods, but I'll definitely get some clean piss because, well I'd rather not chance it, and if they supervise me I got my hopefully clean piss to fall back on.. God dammit why is mj such a big deal?
In plant cells, pectin consists of a complex set of polysaccharides that are present in most primary cell walls and particularly abundant in the non-woody parts of terrestrial plants. Pectin is present not only throughout primary cell walls but also in the middle lamella between plant cells where it helps to bind cells together. The amount, structure and chemical composition of pectin differs between plants, within a plant over time and in different parts of a plant. During ripening, pectin is broken down by the enzymes pectinase and pectinesterase; in this process the fruit becomes softer as the middle lamella breaks down and cells become separated from each other. A similar process of cell separation caused by pectin breakdown occurs in the abscission zone of the petioles of deciduous plants at leaf fall. Pectin is a natural part of human diet, but does not contribute significantly to nutrition. The daily intake of pectin from fruits and vegetables can be estimated to be around 5 g (assuming consumption of approximately 500 g fruits and vegetables per day). In human digestion, pectin goes through the small intestine more or less intact. Pectin is thus a soluble dietary fiber.
why are people always asking how to pass drug tests? it's pretty simple i think, either don't do drugs or get clean piss
If you drink a lot of water, you might be able to dilute your urine enough. But if they're serious about whatever they're screening you for, your sample might get flagged as diluted which is often just as bad as a positive.
