unable to get accurate measurment

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by johnny guy, May 7, 2011.

  1. johnny guy

    johnny guy Member

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    so i don't want to be gross but i really need some input..
    i measured my dick and it came out as like,6 and a half or so(its hard to sqint at those tiny lines)but whenever i measure i get "stage fright" and i don't get a full blown serious erection. i've seen it way bigger than that,especilly when im having sex. does this happen to anyone? im guessing its 7 or sheesh maybe a little more. and measuring is a very un-horny thing to do.
    i never asked this before but i checked out this forum and everyone seems nice,i expect a little trolling though. so like i said, does this kind of thing happen to anyone? :)
     
  2. deleted

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq5NhiRR1eM"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.
    ima trolling mks.. ;)
     
  3. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    [​IMG]

    I always measure mine from my tail bone for the best results. ;)

    *photo is worlds longest cigar, btw
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    world's longest cigar is probably unsmokeable.

    op, just measure when you're actually horny. like, don't get it hard so you can measure it, wait until it gets hard and measure it then.
     
  5. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    no, but just add an inch
     
  6. johnny guy

    johnny guy Member

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    its like this,any time its all the way up i never have a ruler handy and if i have to get up and rumage through a drawer looking for it its too late. eh..i think my guess is accurate enough.lol thats the weird thing,there have been times where there was a dramatic difference. this time my ex was giving me head and she popped it out of her mouth and we were both like,"whoa" simultaneously.
     
  7. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Ask And Ye Shall Receive.......:troll::troll::troll::troll:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    omg thats so awesome..thanks for sharing (to post #6)
     
  9. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    The best way of measuring it is by inserting it into a tube with some kind & measuring device in there (for example, a length of dowelling inside a washing up liquid bottle, with the bottom cut off), then measuring the amount of displacement.

    In this way you are only measuring the actual penile length that can be used during sex, which is all that really matters.
     
  10. Cutted

    Cutted Cutted

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    Have your girlfriend measure it from your pubic bone to the meatus (hole) in the glans with a tape measure. That should keep you hard.
     
  11. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    wtf is trolling
     
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