I broke my nose by falling on my face.

My chin as well on a separate occasion.

 

You sound fragile. I busted open my chin by falling off of my railing and hitting a gasline.

 

At least I've never ran into a barbecue, fell in a campfire or cuddled with an electric heater. Man we're an accident prone bunch...

 

and lemme guess, you didn't pay your medical bills for that either

 

I didn't go to the hospital. I had my boyfriend set my nose and I put antibiotic ointment on my busted chin =]

 

I tripped once and bashed my knee into the blade of a woodspliiter

 

I had the index finger of my right hand chopped off in a dull wooden door but that wasn't specifically my fault.

 

I decided to cut my toe nails with clippers while intoxicated needless to say one of my pinkies has no nail now

 

:2thumbsup:..almost best first post ever ,., but imma give it to you anyway.

 

one time, i fractured my thumb by throwing a ball.
true story.

 

Oh we are doing injury thread.

I once missed my intended target while using an ax and hit my shin instead causing a laceration that went clear down to the bone.

Did you know bones are beige not white.

 

I badly sprained, possibly broke my right toe throwing a hissy fit at my mom as a teenager on New Year's Eve, don't remember why I did it either.

But I freaked out and kicked the nearest thing, which was a box, containing the leaded glass serving bowl my friend had bought her for Christmas.

 

I broke my pinky falling
My sister broke my hand and my two end fingers in a fist fight
I broke my toe throwing a table and I lost my balance

That's all I've broken

 

where is Rollingalong?..Im pretty sure he's gonna win this thread

 

^^^ Yea, probably

I've never broken anything that I know of. I once cut open my knee and I could see bone. That was interesting.

Another time I got in a fight with a friend and when he hit me in the face the cigarette in my mouth flipped up right into my right eye.

 

^^^^That's why smoking is bad, mmmkay

 

I cringe at the thought of this! Owwww!!!

 

I thought I had dis-located my shoulder snowboarding and I was trying to pop it back in but it turns out my humerus was snapped in half just under my should joint. Needless to say I didn't manage to ''pop it back in''.

And then I had to get an operation and metal pins and what not. It sucked.

I still have the pins at home though, thats pretty cool.

 

How much does your face weigh?

 

I broke my middle finger during PE in 7th grade and it became crooked so a docter had to pull it back into the right position.

I have also suffered head injuries on 5 separate occasions all of which required stitches.