finally tried weed

okay, so this will be a trip report

i smoked it from a bong with friends. they told me that it was ultra-strong and that it would be wise to smoke a bit at a time. but it was my first time and i was exited, so i very quickly smoked 10 bucks worth of high-grade weed.

a minute later and i'm still sitting there and complaining that it wasn't working. i go on for this for one or two minutes and i black out. the next thing i know is that i am going around the room rapidly and stopping and then resuming running again. everything is blurry and i'm mumbling about random shit. for about 10 seconds, i become capable of thought again and try to apologize to my friends for being so hyper and tweaky (they tell me to go sit on the couch, but there's no way in hell that i could have obeyed them or understood them). we're in the kitchen and i'm laughing uncontrollably rolling on the floor at their feet. we leave the kitchen and watch spacejam on cartoon network. i tried to sit still but i couldn't long enough (the complete and total confusion had worn off into silliness and laughter by now). so over and over again i found myself on the floor playing with the cat and talking about how consciousness worked and stuff.

i doze off to sleep and they wake me up a bit later to take me home. i do a good job at hiding my slightly-high state from my mom and go to the computer. chatting with my friend on facebook felt so weird, like i shouldn't be doing it. so i shut it off and went to drink the best fuckin' glass of orange juice i ever drank. i read some spiritual books and then went to bed.

the next morning, we go to church and i'm feeling high, but very much less so. me and a buddy talk about communism for a bit and that's just about it.

peace

 

That's what happens-you get high then you start talking about communism.

 

drugs are bad

 

mmkay

 

I wish I would still get that high..

 

only when you cant get some

 

Sounds like a rookie to me.
Enjoy these times.

 

yea i would say enjoy this state that it has given you but i am not one to say that it is above and beyond states which can be acheived later in a pot smokin career, i mean a lot of times i would prefer more subdued effects

 

so according to your story, it seems like you had a very good experience for the very first time. Now my question for you is, will that be your first and last time that you will toke mj?

 

omg that is almost identical to my first time, except we were in a garage and there was no church

 

wish i could say it gets better but it doesn't