My brother went to a convention (cant remember which, probably a warhammer one or something) and he shouted outloud "I LOST THE GAME" and some dude shouted back "IT'S BEEN 3 YEARS!!"
You know, the two rules that we can't talk about, because rules 1 & 2 forbid talking about rules 1 & 2? To follow up dragonvine's statement, I ended up an an anime convention recently. Full of newfags who just learned how fun it is to break rules 1 & 2, and people selling memes for their own profit.... I raged.