Pro-Guitar tips

Discussion in 'Music' started by Sir Wulf, Apr 22, 2011.

  1. Sir Wulf

    Sir Wulf Member

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    I have played guitar for many years, so I knwo what I am talking about. I have also seen undelineated spirits when playing the guitar

    I recommend getting as deeply inveolved in the spirit world and paranormal as possible if you are to become a true musician.

    You must play until you are no longer afraid of the guitar. Many players are afraid to touch the guitar, and they act like like it. You must create an intimate relationship with your guitar. Getting over your fear of it is much like a romantic-sexual conquest. It is no mere poetic metaphor when some songs refer to a guitar as though it were a woman.

    Mastering a guitar is really very similar to oconquering a woman, and when you fail to master it, like when you fail to master a woman, you have the same feelings of humiliation and violence.:mad:
    When you are alone with your guitar, you must win if you are to be a man. Sit there with it for six hours. No guitar can withstand the creative spirit that is in every human being.


    Gutuiar Angst


    Those who fear their guitars are essentially cowardly faggots who have allowed themselves to be conquered by perverse tendencies.

    They have constituted themselves essentially as hatred, opposition - pure negativity. They are not feminine men. :daisy: Homosexual guitar playing is an imitative gesture of the non-essential (i.e. temporary) characteristics of women - bitchiness, frivolity, flightiness, and super-sensitivity. Look at the homosexual guitarist pick up the guitar - he is afraid of it. He is afraid to touch it. He thinks it
    hates him because HE hates so much. He has constituted his spirit against - he is against life. He is a Nazi.
    He is a totalitarian at heart, his politics are against freedom. :mad:



    music is a mysterious and dark pathway through time. The homosexual guitar player cannot transverse the plane of music due to his perverse tendencies and self-loathing. It is fear that holds one back both from music and from the unknown. Music comes from the unknown realm.

    To truly connect with the muse-realm of music, it is widely recommended to purchase a ouija board.






    Warning:

    DO NOT dig up a ouija board, or buy second-hand.
     
  2. ASage

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    I checked out this thread because I love guitar and thought there might be some nifty tips.

    But after reading your post I see that all you have to offer...

    is that gay people are nazis that can't play guitar?

    Other than making me laugh/scoff/snort,

    this thread reeks of fail.
     
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    im a transgerdered person..
     
  4. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    He is selling ouija boards
     
  5. OptimisticFutureBlues

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    I say all you need is a guitar and the hands to play her by. You can add drugs for a flavorful experience, but those are the basics.

    Believing in the paranormal has no association whatsoever with guitar playing. Guitar playing is about technique, ones personal style and how they want to make their audience feel for better or for worse. It can be used for self meditation, self medication, self gratification, or self masturbation as you appear to be using it.

    I'm either getting a whiff of that 'fail' or your just a bored little troll. Either way i don't think you seem too 'knwo' much about giving advice. Because if you actually planned on passing it across (especially on a hippie forum), you wouldn't be doing it in such an accusative and intolerant manner. Guitarists like you sadden me.
     
  6. ASage

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    :smilielol5:

    I concur.
     

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