Vampires really aren't that scary

An asshole with a bad toupee.

 

Vampira.

Had to double check that one to make sure. She's Finnish apparently. I Love Finland!

 

her eyebrows are sexy

 

She's dead too...

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maila_Nurmi

 

Vampires are undead bro. Well established.

My point was that from my experience, one should always try to marry a Finish girl. They all seem to be drop dead gorgeous, smart, speak 4 or 5 languages, and drink heavily.

If they drink bloody maries fair is fair for the sexy vampire hunt.

 

You ever see the Johnny Depp biopic Ed Wood? That was an awesome flick.

 

Shit, my kind of woman!

No, I'd like to though. I have seen Plan 9 From Outer Space though.

Before Bela Lugosi died he met up with Ed Wood to shoot some footage for a vampire film. Ed shot some footage of Bela running around in his cape.

After Bela died the vampire film was scrapped and Ed put the footage of Bela in Plan 9 From Outer Space. It's funny and kinda out of place.

 

I made it through Plan 9, and about halfway through Glen or Glenda before falling asleep.

Rifftrax (the guys from MST3K) made a great commentary for Plan 9. Funny Stuff!

 

Buffy the vampire slayer fan, Aye?

 

Actually, I think the guy with the cape was Lugosi's replacement...I think Ed Wood figured that if he held the cape half over his face, no-one would realise it was another actor. Considering some of the other stuff he tried to get away with in that film, it probably seemed worth a go.

Tor Johnson was the star of that film - ex-wrestler, I think ?

And the weirdest aliens you'd ever be likely to encounter...



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Also, they suck your blood when you sleep. So, there you are sharing a house with a vampire. You wake up with marks on your neck feeling pretty crappy. That bastard is never going to be invited to sleep over again.

They're just humans with biggish teeth, so if you were attacked when awake, you could smash them over the head with a heavy object, kick them in the balls etc. Yeah vampires are lame.

 

You want to see some real scary vampires? Just watch Fox News. Ever seen Mitch Mcconnell. Makes me want to lock all my door and windows and sit in the dark with a necklace of garlic, a hammer and a wooden stake.

 

I've always thought that Bloc Quebec leader Gille Duceppe looks like a vampire...

 

This is scary. I'm glad the sun is coming back.

 

There was a novel called Dracula Unbound by... possibly Brian Aldiss ? Cant remember off-hand... which advanced the theory that vampires are not human, but reptillian, descended from dinosaurs.

Just like the British royal family, amongst others...hmm, David Icke may be right after all.



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That’s why modern movies need to beef up the capabilities of vampires beyond the original Bram Stoker novel.

The ability to walk around during the day, immunity to crosses, holy water, and garlic, that sort of stuff making them virtually indestructible


hotwater

 

what is up with modern vampires being able to walk around in the sunlight anyways?? That drives me crazy. My ex boyfriend made me watch the first twilight with him (yeah, I know, right?) and I was cussing at the screen the whole time they were outside playing baseball IN THE SUNLIGHT...what the hell??

 

vampires are the second biggest consumers of dairy products amongst the undead.