so i met up with my friends and theyve already been sippin on their four lokos and we started having a great time. we got somethin to eat and everyone decided to go to a park instead of playing King's Cup at our friend's house and we started smoking. at the park we were just chillin and meeting other sketchy people in the dark celebrating 420 and it was awesome! we decided to go down the hill of the park to go to the playground. couple minutes later, i heard my friend whisper kinda loudly "oh shit, cops!" i looked and saw it was true, saw a pigmobile pull up right around the corner and then even began turning onto the sidewalk towards our direction! all of us (6 altogether) all darted in separate directions running as fast as possible. as i was running, the car spotlight shined right on me and that gut feeling really sank in. but that didnt stop me from runnin!!! i was fuckin blazing, pun intended, and i landed in bushes and started tumbling down this hill. and because of that spotlight, i just threw my bong and my four loko in the bushes near me and ran. my car was about a block away so i was relentlessly sprinting to get there, my heart hurt so bad, my stomach felt like exploding, i was definitely not physically ready for that (especially cuz ive been smoking cigarettes alot). got to my car, and drove around the block a lil waiting for my friends but they grouped up in partners spread all around the park hiding. all i was thinking was "fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck". found one friend and we decided to hide around the corner from where we originally parked. waited for seemed like 10 minutes -which was probably more like 2- and we left to go to the gas station so we can create a safe spot and to contact them. we went down the hill, and the police were right there on the corner with a line of people sitting on the curb as the officer was flashing his flashlight at me to stop. "FUCK". so i stopped, acted pretty normal and said i was from the next town over. but my friend, good lord. this drunk-ass tranny acted a damn fool trying to pretend he was asleep because he didnt want the officer to notice his dilated eyes. we got away from the pig, that time. then my friend (the rolling one) and i were scared the fuck out trying to think of something. and we kept getting texts from our friends saying "come back, if someone doesnt pick us up, we're gonna go to jail." considering a sober person would have to pick them up to drive them home, i texted back "idk if im sober enough to act like i can take everyone home". bad mistake. eventually i took the courage to go and be the sober one. pulled over when the cop flashed his light. he instantly spatting out commands to get outta the car, put my hands up, spread my legs apart, etc. i did exactly as told (which sometimes isnt good enough for them when they say 'put your legs out, now cross them, now put them out, now cross them, no, put them out and cross them!'). turns out, those texts from my friend was actually from the cop. now, i've never heard of them doing that or them being able to do that! i acted the sober sorry guy of the situation, and overall, it worked. he did a lil light test to see if i was ok to drive and it was just easy. he mainly did a lot of scaring on us, but we got away scott-free. (well not technically scott-free cuz tomorrow i gotta go find my bong in the damn bushes) if it was a lil long sorry, still kinda drunk and wanted to share. but i wanna know, do the police have the right to manipulate text messages like that? and whether or not, if any of you get into a situation similar, dont text when you should call!!!!
Shit, son.....that sounds like a crazy night. I have never heard of a cop texting in a situation like that. Seems like an asshole-ish thing to do though, to go through all that trouble to harass some harmless stoners, and it doesn't really seem like he'd have the legal right to do that. I'm glad it all worked out though and I hope you can find your bong. lol At least you have an interesting story to tell people:tongue:
i would have called my lawyer.. he would laugh at a situation like this.. no way in hell that would stand in court with even a decent lawyer. thats cool you got away though. where do you live and what are the posession laws like there? cause in NY i wouldnt even bother to run.. at worst its a small fine, and ive been let go on many occasions. just a few days ago i was blazing, and went through the automatic car wash at like 3am.. i was parked outside listening to music and letting my car dry when a cop rolls up.. pull up right next to me and rolls down his window... asks me what i'm doing.. i point to my car (still dripping wet) and tell him "just went through the carwash".. he shines the light in my eyes and asks me if id been smoking pot. i was like "with all due respect officer, i smoke pot all the time. not going to lie to you about it, i know your not stupid. but i am a paying customer at this business and im not causing any trouble.. just letting my car dry" and he just told me to have a nice night and drive safe, and rolled off.. i rolled a joint right then and there for the ride home :sifone:
Dude...next time you want to smoke in public, take a joint or a blunt, leave the bong at home. You can always eat a joint or a blunt, but as you learned, bongs aren't so easy to hide.
^^^This.^^^ Never carry more than you're capable of eating in a hurry. If you do have to make an exception, only do so to carry from on house to another, and drive sober when you do it.
update: i went back to the park, with my friend to look for a bottle of wine, a bottle of vodka, and dinky bottle of tequila, his Starbucks cup he always drinks from, my bong, my four loko, and my friend's cigarettes. after spending an hour and a half looking through bushes and weeds, we ended up only finding the dinky tequila bottle which is worth one big shot, and my friends cigarettes which were completely soggy from the dew. im pissed i couldnt find my bong!! and now i'm all itchy from them damn bushes!! it was my worst 4/20 but at least it'll be a good story we'll remember in the future. but on a good note, i thought the cop stole my weed cuz it wasnt in the bag when i got it back from him. turns out this kid that was hanging with us had it in his pocket the whole time. and i wouldnt involve a lawyer, i would think that'd be spiteful considering he let us go.
That's too bad about your bong. Hopefully it was found by someone who'll give it a good home though. Was it expensive?
i hope so. something kinda funny too is that the cop didnt even realize it was 4/20. when we were all finally together talking to him, hes like "now i understand u guys wanna party and everything, i was like that too, but why on a wednesday night of all nights?" we all chuckled a lil, and my friend very smoothly said "its hump day"
hahahaha I remember when I was still in 10th grade, my Biology teacher said "now I know it's 4/20 and most of you are probably stoned, but that's not an excuse to slack off on your class work" or something like that. lol
