i like dog food.

i quietly like to eat dog food. specially the kibbel biscuits, and carab chocolate. im picky with the brands too. people think im strange, they think i eat it as a joke but i actually like it. i always make sure i get dog food that i like too, im case i want to eat some. i find that the dog like what i like as well, which is convenient.....

 

Profound

 

So what is your favorite brand?

 

do you chase pussy?...

 

When it first came out was solid chunks of meat and one winter in the '60's we had the last crash pad in town and it was raining and sleeting for days. All during that storm we fed twenty five or more people who were crashing in the living room and contributing in no way at all. When the syorm ended we told them that anyone who wanted to eat that night had to come up with something to contribute, even if they only came up with a potato. One boy swept a grocery and brought back a large red snapper.

On the way back to the house that evening I got to feeling sorry for the folks I knew would just sit on their buts all day and I stopped off and bought two cans of Alpo and a bag of rice. That night I cooked up a big pot of rice and gravy using the Alpo for those who had done nothing to help with dinner. After every one I told them what I had done and they all lined up for seconds!

 

my uncle ate a dog biscuit once on accident. he thought it was a human cookie =]

 

This thread makes me happy. Happy fucking four twenty

 

When it first came out was solid chunks of meat and one winter in the '60's we had the last crash pad in town and it was raining and sleeting for days. All during that storm we fed twenty five or more people who were crashing in the living room and contributing in no way at all. When the syorm ended we told them that anyone who wanted to eat that night had to come up with something to contribute, even if they only came up with a potato. One boy swept a grocery and brought back a large red snapper.

On the way back to the house that evening I got to feeling sorry for the folks I knew would just sit on their buts all day and I stopped off and bought two cans of Alpo and a bag of rice. That night I cooked up a big pot of rice and gravy using the Alpo for those who had done nothing to help with dinner. After every one I told them what I had done and they all lined up for seconds!

 

best. reponse.

 

I know people who will do that if it's cheaper than less tasty canned foot.

It's sterile, and I haven't eaten it, but some of that shit smells like a 5 star restuarant.

I used to know a guy who would graze on various pet treats when we where at a large chain pet store that had bins of "scoop your own" style treats of all types. He learned they where good from his grandmother, it was a long running family practice.... he convinced me and a few others to try. Some employees saw, and seemed to think of it as common practice...

They where pretty good, too.

 

I Was Really Shocked When I First Read This Thread....Then I Noticed In Your Avatar

That You Hail From The Land Of The Long White Cloud*new zealand*

And Then Everything Fell Into Place...:2thumbsup:.

In A Land Full Of Sheep, Sheep Shaggers, And Sheep Dogs, Eating Dog Food Would

Be One Of The Major Food Groups....



Cheers Glen.

 

why did you put cheers glen twice?

 

:rofl:

 

I Can Only See One, Try Covering One Eye, Perhaps You Have Had One

Glass Too Many.





Cheers Glen.

 

Lol me and a friend dared each other to eat dog treats when we were like 14. They sucked obviously.

 

Well yeah, if you're going to eat doggie shit, you better get gourmet doggie shit.

One of the high end dog foods with "gravy" sounds like it would be bloody brilliant on rice, to whoever said they did that (I already forgot). I mean, I've literally had far less sanitary looking things in school cafaterias, to the point where I've staged solo protests by making my own food on a beer can stove outside on the sidewalk. Dog food rice with free samples sounds like it would highlight JUST how bad that shit they serve is

 

There's really not a whole lot of difference in the ingredients of dog food vs. people food. The main difference is in the quantity of rodent hair, insect particles, and other "natural contaminants" per so-many-parts that are allowed to slip in during manufacturing...

 

my fav would have to be pdeigree puppy kibbel, and vitapet chocotalt dog drops, and i dont mind the chewy bone treats either, (lol atlhough i give them to the dog eventually) and being bisexual, yeah i chase pussy occasionly...

 

I used to work at a pork processing plant, and what was sent to the pet food room was mainly organs and trim. Lungs, liver, kidneys, spleen...

It's completely sanitary and healthy for a person to eat. No rat hair and bug particles, no abcesses, nothing like that.The nasty stuff all goes for fertilizer. Dogfood is regulated just like people food is.

I don't personally find it appetizing at all, but if you do..more power to you.