Because the Pet Peeves thread is super retarded and lame, WHAT MADE YOU LAUGH TODAY?!?! Today, what made me laugh (on the inside) is when the maintenance guy came and fixed our garbage disposal and said to use ice to keep the blades sharp and my roommate goes 'EGGS?!' and he goes 'No, not eggs, ice'
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The kids at work always make me laugh...they're 1-4 years old. Never a dull moment. Especially the 2 year olds. A couple weeks ago one of them took a shit on the playground. When I asked her why, she gave me this look like "Why the hell not?" And one of the two year olds has started calling people buttheads... I taught them to say "Hello Lady" like from the Princess Bride. And I taught them to say "Hey Baby" Like Beavis.
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my coworker has the funniest "dear in the headlights" look. And I finally got a picture of it today! Very funny and victory!!
i had jury duty most of today so it wasnt too funny.. but as i was leaving i saw a bum trashpicking and he looked EXACTLY like the caveman from the Geico commercials. except with horribly bleached hair. i wanted to take a pic with my phone
Our little 15 year old who works weekends for us, the sweetest, most innocent seeming girl I've ever met beat the ever living shit out of some girl at school and got suspended from school for two days. Oh I laughed so hard. Also, my cop friend announced today that his 3 year old finally decided he was a boy. I laughed because he has given me yet another reason to give him shit.
I don't have a door on my bathroom, and we just hung some beads up when we moved in because we're just renting and didn't want to have to buy a new door (or we're just lazy..) Anyway, it's fucking hilarious when somebody new comes over and has to use the bathroom. The living room is within earshot.
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