Door To Door Atheists Video

https://www.youtube.com/v/CMXD4iwklcI

The opening monologue could have been about jehova witnesses im not sure...

Door to door people trying to tell you about thier religion doesnt really bother me,i guess they are just trying to get the word out... (I feel bad closing the door on them)

 

I had a couple Mormon load swappers at the door a few weeks ago. My 10 year old son right at the door with me and they're asking if I believe in a higher power. Why don't they just ask me if I believe in Santa and the Easter bunny while their at it. Yeah let's just shatter the little boys world right here at the door because daddy doesn't believe in God. What the fuck am I supposed to tell the clueless bastards! Self righteous knobs... Don't they know for every 6 of them off on their door to door journey there's one guy back home fucking all their girlfriends?

Least they're not Jehovah fucking witnesses... they force their kids to do this God damned door to door shit. Brainwashing fucking tools, the works of em!

 

Hehe what did you end up telling them?

 

Fucking epic, I almost got apple juice in my nose.

 

I had to shut my son behind the door and I whispered I don't believe but my son goes to church with his grandma... They asked me what I thought about religion, I said I don't think much about it. My son can make up his own mind when he's older.

 

Its good you were able to be that frank with them!!

Did they start preaching after you said this??

 

One guy wrote something down on a clipboard and they just walked away.

 

Heh they probably marked you for future visits

 

Perhaps better to be frank with the son.

 

I had some fools show up at my door once. I was working graves at the time, and had just dozed off. I was a little pissed. I wound up at the door in my old comfy nightshirt, with a katana over my shoulder, saying "You boys had damned well need help hiding a body to be waking me up!"

They never came back...

 

I LOL'd I LOL'd a lot

Reminds me of the time some Jehovas witnesses turned up at the door. They said "We are witnesses of jehova" I said "huh"? they said "Jehovas witnesses" so I pushed past them and looked up and down the street and said "has there been an accident"?