Masturbating in College

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by davidm, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. davidm

    davidm Guest

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    How do/did you masturbate when you had a roommate in college? I'm having a hard time working out a way of doing this with my new roommate because he's always in the room. The showers are an option, but we have few of them so I feel bad being in there for a long time.
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i was lucky enough to have a roommate that was rarely in the room. the showers were the most popular option; just don't take too long and don't do it during peak shower hours. also, toilet stalls can work, although you'll pretty much need to stop whenever someone else is in the bathroom, so it may not be practical to do it in the dorm if your bathroom serves a large population. still, all colleges have a few out of the way restrooms that no one ever uses, except for an occasional wank.
     
  3. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    In college you quit jerking off like a kid and start fucking like a man.

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  4. davidm

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    I do fuck, but it's not enough.
     
  5. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    I was just being a smart ass. Fucking Sarcasm button is busted on my computer.

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  6. LeviathanXII

    LeviathanXII Member

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    Shower is your best bet. Or just ask some innocent questions about your roommates class schedule I guess, see what hours of the day he is gone, and conform.
     
  7. Honkster

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    Shower is probably the best bet. Seems like the most polular answer. However, I've seen the infamous picture from a dorm where a sign reads please don't masterbate in the showers, it's damaging to the plumbing. You may just want to be honest with the guy, he has a dick and I'm sure he'll understand. An akward conversation may save you a whole lot of trouble.
     
  8. tubahead

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    Fortunately when I was living in the dorms, my room mate was pretty open about all this stuff so he would just tell me he was going to be gone for an hour so I was free to stroke one out. Everybody was pretty cool about it because everybody knows that everybody else is doing it. I could see how it might be awkward if your room mate is a bit more reserved about these kind of things though. I would try to be honest about it.
     
  9. shock05

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    I usually did it at night when he was asleep, or presumably asleep. I never got any complaints from him though I have caught him a couple times. One which he decided to do in the early morning where daylight was showing. Not sure if he has caught me, but I'm sure he did at some point.

    It can be a risky move, but if no complaints are made; then it probably isn't a problem.

    My roommate has also texted me sometimes while I am out that he needs some alone time. I usually respected that, and I just assumed he was with his girl or helping himself.
     
  10. CapandGown

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    Just be like "Dude, I know you do it, you know I do it, I need to wank. You tell me times I can, whether you're here or not, I need to wank."
     
  11. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    just tell him what youre gonna do and he'll probably leave
     
  12. tricknologist

    tricknologist menace to sobriety

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    Where there's a will, there's a way. A guy I know from another forum bragged about jerking off while in a hospital room with a cast on both arms.
     
  13. HankMassey

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    I have Done It in Class when no Body in Class Room So Interesting.
     
  14. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    Don't be so secretive about what is a perfectly normal & healthy activity. The chances are that he's in the same situation & that by making the first move to masturbating openly you could be breaking the ice for the both of you.
     
  15. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    Yeah man, just pull your dick out and start beating it, you'll make things way less awkward.
     
  16. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    odds are, if you just reach over and start masturbating your roomie, you'll have a new best friend by morning.
     
  17. nldn

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    I found times when he was out, or just spent longer in the toilet.
     
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  20. Death

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    even if they are reserved about it, just joke about it at first and be like"aha thats funny", but when he leaves, its for real, and after a couple little awkward halfway-jokes, itll just be this understanding thing. if one of you walks in on the other itll just be like "dude" and walk away.

    unless of course youre jizzing on his pillows or something, then itll be a fight
     

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