Your Biggest E-Tard Moment

Unfortunately I am sober and if there was intended sarcasm it went over my head as well.

Lulz at raving in and outside minivans.

In regards to you calling ravers dbags roorshack, I have to assume you came into the scene after dubstep with that comment.

 

Well, yes, I did

But also, for the reckless chemical use that tends to, as I see it, be all over the place in the scene.

Being safe doesn't even mean being moderate, but a lot of ravers are neither of those.

 

I was not sarcastic at all so you guys were right.

 

I'll spare the statistics (I will gladly post them if you even attempt to argue this point) but the death and overdose causualties from heroin are astronomical compared to ecstasy.

 

WHAT!!?? Dude I would rather take E than fucking smoke, snort, or shoot H ANYDAY!!!! YOU my sir are fucked up:2thumbsup:

 

You should check out his thread about saying shit to impress the dudes in his head, or... SOMETHING like that.

I'll paraphrase it for you:

He was chillin with these guys in his head, they where smokin' some bud and shit, and then he decided to go for a walk, but the dudes followed him, cause his head followed him. And he was all talking to this stop sign, and one was like "shit's whack, yo, let's bounce", but he wanted company, so he quickly used a witty pickup line on a parked sedan, which accepted him, and another dude in his head was like "nah man, he's a playa, lets stay around". And so the guys in his head chilled with him for a few more months, they had many fun adventures, and one day they went on a vacation to south africa. He's still waiting for them to return. And somewhere in all this, he asked HF if he should be worried and take a little break from tripping, but then decided not to.

And that's the true story of exactly HOW fucked in the head freshie-D is.

 

he might be fucked but hes way cooler than you roorshak

 

If I see roorshak, I'll tell him mr. largeamout said so

Also, I never said he wasn't cool, he's just ALSO fucked in the head (and as part of that, sees E as harmful compared to heroin)

 

Roorshack seems like a party pooper....

 

You have NO idea what he's been through!

 

Only sometimes

 

Hehehe one night my me, my friend and our two guy friends got a hotel room in the middle of the ghetto. We were wayyyyy too fucked up to get the room so we sent in our boy toys. Lol they totally played it like they were a gay couple ready to wreck some ass. It was too funny. Anyway after we got the room we amped up the music, turned down the a/c, started up the steam room, and got completely naked! We were having a good ol time giving each other vicks massages when all of a sudden someone knocks on the door. We were fucking terrified so we all piled into the steamy bathroom and sent the guy we called jesus (because he looked like jesus) to answer the door. Turns out it was a local door to door crack salesman! He apparently declined and we all spilled out of the bathroom only to lay on the floor for a few minutes in blissful shock from the temp change. Later that night shit started to get kinda weird when jesus started dancing naked in the bed over the guy I had brought. Cock flapping about and everything. After more naked massages, light shows, vicks inhaler shotguns, and steam room fall outs daylight finally broke and we went home. After getting back to my friends house her mom told us happy easter, which is was, and gave us candy then my friend told her mom that jesus rose from the dead and rolled with us the night before and it was the best easter ever. Lmao. I was mortified, being only 18 at the time, that her mom was going to KILL us but instead she laughed her ass off and made us a plate of fruit with a few xanabars on the side.

 

I would say you are raving. I am an optimist though.

 

I went to Wakestock with a friend last summer and decided to roll on the day that had the music playing. On the way to the stage i was rolling really hard and decided to start a conversation with a cop. I was topless, barefoot, frantically chewing gum and wandering my eyes all over the place. I started asking him about public urination laws and if he would enforce them if i took a pee right then and there. He was very serious and didn't seem to be enjoying our chat. So i left and made my way to the stage where i saw USS, Crash Kings, and Public Enemy. Amazing show!

 

are you real?

after reading this I can only think of a weird movie of the 90s.