1000 Ways to Use a Dildo!

Post ways to make a Dildo useful! It doesn't have to be your dildo! It can be anyones'! :2thumbsup:

And don't forget to number your entry!

1. A Switchblade. Put a trigger into the dildo which makes a blade come (cum) out.

 

2. A necktie

3. Play fetch with your horse

4. A window ornament

 

6. A Pencil with balls as an eraser!

 

6. a baton in a race..

 

7. A stick to play fetch with your dog!

 

8. an ornament,
9. a butter knife,
10. candle holder,
11. a tail

 

12. a baseball bat

 

The fine line between love and hate ... Baddum chhh :toilet:

 

13. a sword

14. hide it under your bed for when burglars come in. screw keeping a gun!

 

12. Get two and make them into nunchuks!

 

13. get a ton and make a ladder!

 

14. Put it in your fruit bowl disguised as a cucumber to make it look like you eat vegetables!

 

15. a mixer for when cooking

 

16. tongue depressor

 

17. Install mace inside and use it against bad guys

 

18. Put a whole and carb and it's a pipe. Special r0llinstoned edition.

 

19. a drum stick

 

20. A statue
21. A road pylon (paint it orange)
22. A toy submarine

 

23. A rape whistle!

 

21. Wave it around as a flag at sporting events