Lets all together tell a story

he slowly turned around to see what this creature was. It was beautiful, but almost frighteningly so.. "Uh, hello..." he said nervously. It seemed like an eternity before the figure had answered him and said .....

 

"excuse me.... do you know where they shear the sheep in this town...? haven't seen a sheep being shawn in a very long time... oh and where can i buy a tweed flat cap and knee protectors, please?"

 

suddenly everything he saw turned to rainbows and began to run and bleed together and a blue flap grinned at him and said...

 

"I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK"... which was actually supposed to mean

 

Milk is only one type of refreshment that stimulates the masses for the rest of the day
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And with that, a voice from the shadows sang with sweet sound enticing and inviting those within their range to indulge in ....
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penis, and afterwards they all..

 

...drifted into a different dimension where....

 

they ate assorted cheeses and sipped Champagne until...

 

...a horrible, roaring demon surprised them and ripped off their limbs. the demon then reminded them that it was just an illusion, sat in the lotus position, and gave a dharma talk

...and then...

 

...they all reached enlightenment, at which point they realized that the ultimate truth is...

 

The road to Nirvana does not have rest stops. So they rented a kick ass motorhome and........

 

....stocked the fridge, filled the tank, jabbed a finger at a random spot on a map and began their journey. Along the way they spotted a hitchhiker along a deserted highway, and they were shocked to see that in his arms he carried...

 

...a portrait of the very motorhome in which they drove, complete with their own shocked faces looking out the grimy windows. He waived at them, and as they waved back the picture-people versions of them also waved. The driver ground the to halt, and....

 

the hitchhicker said he could do anything on an Excel spreadsheet not only trivial numerical solutions.

 

At which point the hitchhiker said his name was Korwin and intructed them to push the big red button under the drives seat and it zoomed them off too...

 

far, to the fringe of a puddle with magenta tadpoles. Thank you very much, dear Korwin, slowly said one of them - for some reason they were not sure exactly who it was.

 

At which point they all decided to go and have brunch at the restaurant at the end of the universe.

 

You guys are great, said Korwin. But could you show me that ens, I am sorry, enb, my God, eng, whoa, ednd, end!

Korwin, take it easy, they replied.

No, I shall not, he said.

 

Then the waiter arrived and Sally said; I think I'll have a grilled cheese sandwich and cream of tomato soup.