What would you tell to JESUS?

dont fuck with the jesus!

and id ask him if he could turn.....lets say oregano into reefer.

then id get him to teach me how

 

Get back here ASAP.......

 

I'd get him to teach me his secret ninja ways. After that we'd infilitrate the vatican and take out the pope.

 

HAHAHA!!!

 

haha i was waiting for someone to say that

 

I would ask Jesus to please pass the butter, because this bread is dry and the wine's not cutting it...

 

Would that be like buttering up Jesus?

 

haha... mos def....

 

I would ask him how he got those unsightly blood stains from the sleeves of his robe and his socks.

 

I'd say
"yo jesus, you my homeboy?"

Then he'll ask me what i mean, and i'll smother him in t-shirts, and run away screaming in tongues.

 

You would kill Jesus???

 

"Are you real..."
"yes i am."
"brove it"
"do you see that bottle of spring water, im going to turn it inot votke" Spoof
I taste it "whoa its votka, ill be your loyal servant for rest of my life"

If Jesus is real, it means that the paradise and the hell and the god are real. It would but my understandings of this world into correct places.