god damn.

Discussion in 'Dreadlocks' started by Enjoy, Mar 21, 2011.

  1. Enjoy

    Enjoy Senior Member

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    At work today I saw the best thing in the world.

    She had blonde dreads down to her bum bum.

    A real pretty look about her.

    and best of all...

    Wait for it...

    she was wearing a jumpsuit that had a welding company written on the back of it.

    A girl with dreads whos also a welder.

    Jesus Shitting Christ.
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    So Sorry To Poop On Your Day Josh, But The Top With The Welding Co's

    Logo Was A Gift From The Company To Her Boyfriend Of 5 Years Who

    Bench Presses 350lbs And Has Numerous Records To His Name For

    "Cage Fighting"...:eek:

    Since You Are So Young And Inexperienced At Life, And GLEN Is So Old And Wise,

    Let Me Offer You Some Advice Young Grasshopper, Next Time You See Her, Walk Up,

    Slap Her On The Butt, And Say, My Place Or Yours Wench...:eek:.

    Just Promise To Get Back Here And Tell Us How The Date Turned Out...:),

    As I Understand It Most South Australian Hospital Intensive Care Wards Have

    An Internet Connection...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. Enjoy

    Enjoy Senior Member

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    Hey I was just saying she was attractive old man.

    One day I hope you will learn that
     
  4. wameron36

    wameron36 Senior Member

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    :2thumbsup:
     
  5. knotdirty

    knotdirty Over the Rainbow

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    Very hot, I agree with you.
     
  6. ASage

    ASage Member

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    Ah, lighten up. Have a sense of humor! :D
     
  7. Enjoy

    Enjoy Senior Member

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    fuck off.
    I'll get a sense of humor when you learn to speak when spoken too!
     
  8. DonBK

    DonBK Member

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    Wow ... ummm :eek:
     
  9. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Ouch, That Hurt !.....:(



    Cheers Glen.
     
  10. JasonVII

    JasonVII Is Awesome

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    ...... now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!!!!
     
  11. hellodreadhead

    hellodreadhead Beta as fuck

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    Ham or chicken?

    Obedient femail is obedient.
     
  12. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    make it yo goddamn self
     
  13. ASage

    ASage Member

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    Yes sir man sir.

    Would you also like me to fetch a beer, bring your robe, cigar, newspaper and prepare a kingly feast to replenish your great manliness?
    And then perhaps when you are well fed and relaxed,
    you can go fuck yourself? :)
     
  14. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    You Told Him Girl....:hurray:....Get's You A Big Pos Rep From GLEN...:smilielol5:...:2thumbsup:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  15. ASage

    ASage Member

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    Aww...thankies Glen, you know how to make a gal smile :)
     
  16. Enjoy

    Enjoy Senior Member

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    Fuck myself? That's what the luke warm hole between girls legs are for
     
  17. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    i don't know where you're finding your pussy, but..
     
  18. JimboWizbo

    JimboWizbo Member

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    How would you use the luke warm hole between girls' legs to fuck yourself?
     
  19. *bunnie*

    *bunnie* Member

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    I used to not care much for dreadlocks. They've grown on me, however.

    (not literally, of course. lol)
     
  20. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    *crickets*
     
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