I Murdered Orison!

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by blackcat666, Mar 22, 2011.

  1. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    IT IS TRUE! I DID IT!:willy_nilly:

    so, i went to bed at 5:00 am this morning.
    at around 7:00 am i was woken up when the power went off.
    about an hour later, the city public service had the power up and running again.

    the reason the power went off, was because orison had touched the transformer and he got himself fried!:eek:

    this eveing my neighbor don, was out walking his irish setter.
    the dog found orison's barbecued remains, he picked orison up and carried him home for dinner.

    i have a pecan tree in my backyard, and orison and his friends, are always running up my tree and stealing my nuts.
    because of my pecan tree, that makes me the murderer of orison!

    I'M GOING TO MISS THE SQUIRREL SOOOOOOO VERY, VERY, VERY MUCH!
    HOW CAN I EVER ATONE FOR SUCH A VILE CRIME?
    :bigcry:
     
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    you dont look any better..

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  3. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    so tell me, what resurrection technology did you use
     
  4. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    rats rule
     
  5. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Honor his memory by posting 24/7 [​IMG]



    Hotwater [​IMG]
     
  6. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    My neighbour found a dead rabbit in his hut the other day. Reckons it sneaked in weeks ago when the weather was bad and he must have locked it in, so it got trapped in there and starved to death.
     
  7. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Blackcat if you have perfected this elimination technique, I would like to hire you.

    I have his kin here in my yard and they are mating. We do have standards and it must be stopped.
     
  8. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    Squirrels are not allowed to mate or there are women and small children in the street.
     
  9. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    They wish to birth in my garage. Messy!! :)
     
  10. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    Orison not died!

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    Weeeee!

    :sunny:
     
  11. djomalley

    djomalley Fanch King

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    Ori can't be killed. Theres been Succubus rumors.
     
  12. screwwho?

    screwwho? Member

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    I think he had his nuts in his mouth and they saved him.
     
  13. _zero_

    _zero_ Newbie

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    You are so deep in trouble with the game warden. It isn't squirrel hunting season. :toetap05:
     
  14. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    BASTARD !!...[​IMG]


    We Forgave You When You "Killed Kenny"...:(.

    But Killing My Favourite Little Squirrel Is

    "Unforgivable".[​IMG]

    May You "Burn In The Fires Of Hell" Asswipe...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  16. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    He's Alive.:party:....:2thumbsup:

    Praise Be.:groupwave:


    Cheers Glen.
     
  17. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    You didn't kill Orison, just one of his many minions. You might think you got away with it, but you didn't....they're watching you! They may act and look innocent out there in the trees collected nuts and being playful but what they're really doing is cooking up some devious plan of revenge. :D
     
  18. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Heh, you said 'urection'.
     
  19. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    Orison died and was resurrected? I think it's time to create a religion around him.

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