Least Succesful Pick-Up Lines

A drunk guy once told me 'You've got a nice neck. Wanna see my balls?"

 

"can I stick my face in your boob crevasse?"

 

Hey do you have any polish in you?
No.
Do you wanna have some in you later?

 

Pick it up is a pick up line. A lame pickup line would be drop it.

 

it clicked with me a little after I posted that. thank you though. you're punny!

 

would you like to join my cult?.

 

pull my finger?

 

Would you care to polish the knob for me?.....;-D

 

I have used "Hey, my friend just died. Now, what do you think...how long should I wait while I sleep with his girlfriend"

Most women knew I was joking...somehow, that lines gave me more success than negative reactions...I used some from here http://pickuplinesblog.com/ and women were like "where do you come up with stuff like that!?"

 

Here's one of my favorites;

Walk into a bar and sit down next to a woman. Look at your watch often. If she notices say, "Hey, you know, this is a magic watch."

Her- "Really, magic huh...?"

You- "Yep...it tells me things. For example, right now it's telling me that you're not wearing any panties..."

Her- "Well, your watch is wrong because I am wearing underwear..."

You- "Oh, my mistake...it's an hour ahead of time, can I buy you a drink?"

 

"Hey, wanna come to a good party with me? They've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear..."

 

Stop your grinin and drop your linen.

 

"For a fat woman, you sure don't sweat much."

Stolen from Junior Samples of Hee Haw fame.

 

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?