How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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  1. djomalley

    djomalley Fanch King

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    It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it...

    :afro:
     
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  3. wa bluska wica

    wa bluska wica Pedestrian

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    hipsters don't screw in lightbulbs

    they screw in hot tubs
     
    wa bluska wica, Mar 14, 2011
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  5. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I've never seen a lightbulb that big!
     
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  7. djomalley

    djomalley Fanch King

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    LOL!!! =D
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    djomalley, Mar 14, 2011
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  9. FireflyInTheDark

    FireflyInTheDark Sell-out with a Heart of Gold

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    :rofl:
     
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  11. djomalley

    djomalley Fanch King

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    Another answer: Nobody changes lightbulbs since they signed with that major label.
     
    djomalley, Mar 14, 2011
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  13. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    i always liked
    "how many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
    "only two but you gotta wonder how they got in there."
     
    Mother's Love, Mar 14, 2011
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  15. ganjabomber

    ganjabomber Senior Member

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    i heard that joke before it got big :D
     
    ganjabomber, Mar 15, 2011
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  17. djomalley

    djomalley Fanch King

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    Ha, good one!!! :2thumbsup:
     
    djomalley, Mar 15, 2011
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  19. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    How many packer fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    100... 1 to screw it in.. and 99 others to talk about how the last one shined so brightly
     
    jo_k_er_man, Mar 15, 2011
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  21. LeviathanXII

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    They would not screw it in, for fear that if the room was bright it would become popular.
     
    LeviathanXII, Mar 15, 2011
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  23. Kamran

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    You mean you don't know?!
     
    Kamran, Mar 15, 2011
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  25. Turtle55

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    Do they even have them? Or re you talking about for the growing lamps?
     
    Turtle55, Mar 15, 2011
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  27. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    They're too busy trying on their newest pair of Levi's Ex-Girlfriend jeans
    [​IMG]
     
    jo_k_er_man, Mar 15, 2011
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  29. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    None, they just sit in the dark and whine about the lack of PBR
     
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  31. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    3 to bogart the joint and 1 to give a lecture on energy efficient light bulbs.
     
    lunarverse, Mar 15, 2011
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  33. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    Hahahaha!!
     
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  35. jo_k_er_man

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    fuck that.. don't be associating PBR with hipsters.. damned if them fucks are gonna ruin a good thing
     
    jo_k_er_man, Mar 15, 2011
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    Ahmad Rashad, Mar 15, 2011
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    jo_k_er_man, Mar 15, 2011
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