How Do Blind People know when they're done wiping their ass?

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  1. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    this thread is lolz



    I've never even considered the fact that blind people can't use the internet. Blind people one day might be civilizations' only hope, the only ones that can save us from the matrix!
     
  2. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Almost all guide dogs are brownish :smoking:

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    :(
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'm pretty sure there's voice activation for computers.

    hell, deaf people can use the phone; i'm sure they've figured out ways for blind people to use the internet.
     
  4. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    sure, they can type, but is there a way for them to be able to read from websites?

    They probably have some kind of automated voice that can read from websites, but I imagine their internet use would still be limited because of the way a lot of websites are formatted...This forum, for example.
     
  5. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    It's the same as when they read braille, they just run their fingers across the used paper and check for the tell tale bumps of shit. :D
     
  6. WOLF ANGEL

    WOLF ANGEL Senior Member - A Fool on the Hill Lifetime Supporter

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    Has anyone asked those concerned?
    I guess it's a matter of regularity and sensitive care in the delivery of action
    :peace:
     
  7. dreadlocksftw

    dreadlocksftw Visitor

    Some things are best left unanswered.
     
  8. dreadlockswampy

    dreadlockswampy Swampmiester

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    Who said that ????
     
  9. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Just printed this page out in braille and lolled. :2thumbsup:
     
  10. Meliai

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    whoa what kind of fancy printer prints in braille?
     
  11. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Can't see the brand :p
     
  12. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    In Canada our bills have braille in the top right corners.


    Seems like the obvious solution...
     
  13. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    braille toilet roll. when you can read the words 'clean' without pooey disruption, your ass is so

    patent pending.
     
  14. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    "Tired of unsightly skid marks? You don't have to be anymore with braille toilet paper. Wiping has never been so bumpy."
     
  15. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    for those hard to reach area's.
     
  16. yarapario

    yarapario Village Elder

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    I'll tell ya how they know...it's when the paper just tastes like plain paper
     
  17. _zero_

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    Maybe they don't know. You should volunteer to inspect the assholes of blind people. Maybe this is the reason that you were put on earth.
     
  18. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Mind = blown
     
  19. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    sounds like a crappy job.
     
  20. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Don't use firecrackers as ear plugs.
     

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