I can be an asshole, but I wouldn't call myself one. I get on with most people quite well if that's any indication.
My mister told me I was an asshole the other day...I said I was sorry later, but I had a hard time keeping a straight face. That guy wouldn't say "shit" if he had a mouthful...so hearing him swear at me is funny. He is always telling me I don't have to swear. I tell him no, I don't have to, but I like to.
of course i'm an asshole. everyone is an asshole because, we all have one on the bottom of all of us therefore, we are all assholes! :sifone: check out my book review of, "night of the assholes" over in the book sub-forum.