Urban Dictionary your name

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  1. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    see what it says.. :sunny:

    Lynsey
    1.Coolest shit there ever was.

    extremly hot and has a nice body.

    Rather do any day.
    dude that girls a lynsey.

    2,women named Lynsey are typically very beautiful with an incredible body and striking bedroom eyes. They are known to be very loveable and caring. Lynseys are envied by other women.


    theres 4... but i thought the forth one was really funny

    lynsey: to have sex in a jaccuzzi at a childrens resort and let the baby yoghurt float about your friends



    do yours do yours http://www.urbandictionary.com/
     
  2. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    Walter
    A true romantic.Loving, faithful and kindhearted but sexy as hell when he want's to be ! A devoted friend to the end and a very devoted lover also. Sometimes quiet, sometimes the life of the party. He can be soo funny but sometimes it's to hide his pain.
    Very sentimental and if he cares about you then he will do anything for you, maybe even give his life for you. He can be a quiet person at times but don't "F" with those who he loves!
    Sometimes talks about his feelings and has to suffer the consequences. At times transparent, at times can't figure him out but always honest and never cheats on the one that he loves.When he makes up his mind about something, he is in it for good.
     
  3. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    :rofl:

    Here are a few of mine:

    Brian
    -Usually referred to a big black bear. Has the ability to kill you but is too damn lazy and just goes "wwwooowwwww......."

    -From the celtic meaning having a very large penis and alot of sexual stamina

    -an alternative to saying "blunt" or "joint." In reference to Brian Dubie, Republican nominee for governor of Vermont. He himself wants to remove jail penalties for possession of marijuana in Vermont
     
  4. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    awwww :)


    hahahaa sounds like a stoner alright :rofl:
     
  5. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    GLEN:- An All Around Awsome Man...[​IMG].

    He's A Gentleman To Everyone He Meets...[​IMG].

    He Would Do Anything To Help A Friend.

    He Can Be Quite Hard Headed And Stubborn But Is Always Lovable.

    A GLEN Is Also The Best Lover You Will Ever Find...[​IMG].

    He Can Be Romantic, Hot, Wild, And Gentle All In The Same Moment...[​IMG].




    IN MY OPINION THE URBAN DICTIONARY IS THE MOST ACCURATE SITE ON

    THE INTERNUTS.



    Cheers Glen.
     
  6. dazedgatsby

    dazedgatsby shitheel

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    My Name...

    1. Often found with bitches and a pimping stick with a gold handle.

    2. Pimped out machine, ripped, gun, tank, homie g, gangsta


    the creature known as My Name... has the beauty to distract the eyes of everyone it walks by, its god like features are matched by none\

    3. A term used for an incredibly good looking man, with an impecable dress sense. Can also be used to describe someone with a penis of at least 7 inches.

    4. A man whore.

    5. A man with Irish origins. Often wears band shirts. Enjoys sticking his face upwards during photographs, and gets easily frightened by high pitched noises. In some ways My Name... is like a ferret. Can never bring himself to break up with a girl, in the end he always fails and fucks. His favourite film is superbad. He also has a satchel, like Indiana Jones.

    6. A man who reins supreme over his bitches

    7. a man that rapes cats

    8. a lazy smartass that sits infront of his computer all day doing nothing but eating various doughnuts and chocolate bars.

    9. When one's penis shrivels up in the cold.
     
  7. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    Corey
    1. awesomest name in the world
    2....
    3. a very hot and sexy person.
    4. Slang Cockney word for penis
     
  8. Kamran

    Kamran Member

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    Aw I thought I was going to have to type out urbandictionary in the search bar but you have it right there. You sweet little thing, you :p

    It didn't have Camran defined yet so I spelt it with a K and,


    1.A guy with a huge penis, every blond girl loves a Kamran and usually will cheat on her boyfriend so they can experience him. 2. A successful Boy that all girls love.
    Girl:" I had the best time last night"
    Friend:" What did you do?"
    Girl: " I was with Kamran!"
     
  9. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    haha you make me laugh :p




    totally dying my hair blond :p
     
  10. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    My name is all over the place...

    1st:
    someone who is very pretty, has lots of friends, fierce, takes good pictures, good kisser, friendly, nice, loves life. A Hawaiian Goddess.
    I love Malia<3

    2nd:a hellish, wrathful goddess of Hawaiian lore bent on world destruction in order to force a new age of peace for society. Similar to the hindu deities Kali-ma or Shiva.
    The Earth quaked under the vengeful wrath of Malia.




    The 3rd and my personal favorite:
    a less explicit explitive. For use in substitution for the word "fuck".
    He will beat your face in like the malia you are; watch out for that stupid malia; he fell down the stairs like a malia.
     
  11. Kamran

    Kamran Member

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    Do it! It'll be like having sunshine on your head :sunny:
     
  12. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i got here too late; TNS stole my thunder...
     
  13. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    this is one of the definitions when i tried it
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    Elderly penis, but a young body.



    so...thank you for that:mickey:
     
  14. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam _|=|-|=|_

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    ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.


    An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.
     
  15. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Mark
    1. the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you'll ever see.

    2. noun. A person identified as an easy target, or "sucker". A mark is usually being cheated out of money

    3. no words to decribe him, other than "a walking god!"
     
  17. dollyfizz

    dollyfizz Senior Member

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    Emily

    1. slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.
    she drives me crazy, shes such an Emily.

    2. The mos beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too.
    There is only one Emily in this world and its not you, or is it?

    3. The hottest girl alive. usually gives people boners and she is a nice and loyal friend.
    person A: "i hope i can go out with an emily tonight"
    person B: "i am going out with an emily tonight and we will party!"


    Oh man I'm hot :D
     
  18. BunnySuit

    BunnySuit Senior Member

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    1. A counter-part, or other half (otherwise known as a life partner), to anyone by the name of Randy. Very truly, honestly, and most dearly.

    2. An extremely hyper female of the human race who has the best laugh and the perfect everything. If she tells you that she's got flaws, she's being modest. Extremely modest.

    3. A time-bomb of super happiness.

    4. Anyone's possible best friend.

    5. A pale white girl

    ...accurate, to say the least!
     
  19. boguskyle

    boguskyle kyleboguesque

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    Kyle:
    Noun.
    One of the best guys on the face of the earth. Extremely smart, yet athletic, talented, and downright sexy. Is good at football, and will definatly marry a hot girl.

    :rolleyes: doubt it haha

    verb
    1. to fuck your boss in order to further your career, gain positive reinforcement, and meet goals that your skills do not allow you to obtain
    2. to be beat down by authority in the sack
    3. to whore yourself out for favors no matter how needless or insignificant the task
     
  20. marblegallery

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    Jesse..

    Literal Meaning- God exists.

    1. a complete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls

    2. extremely amazing. very fly. person who is very loved <3 :)
     

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