OK did you get my reference? A coconut is 23 times heavier than a swallow and swallows can hardly carry berries in flight. Swallows have very small claws which make perching difficult and so can't get a grip on a coconut. A Swallow cannot carry a coconut. or It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
FINE! Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries.
