What's the wackiest thing you had up your ass Ladies or Gentlemen ?

knife handle with a plastic bag around it

 

NO Ideas think you have it pretty much covered!! but i have a question!! i can get a small vibrator in and it feels good til i move it too much and also my husband has managed a couple of times BUT he would like to more and I would like to enjoy it more!!!it just HURTS so much HOW can I get past the hurting everytime???

 

I remember when friend told me that...i was like wtf??? crazy stuff...i cant imagine getting that there!

 

You stretch your asshole out first with a dildo, plug, hand and then use the banana. It's fun doing it and then pushing it out again.

 

That's hot I would love to see those pics

 

I would like to see pics of that .. sounds hot

 

Managed to put a head of a driver (golf club) in there

 

not that uncommon... a boy i was with and i got a little crazy and he was fairly large so he opened me up pretty good with some pounding, then as a dare/joke thing i guess, got the end of a beer bottle in there (big end, none of this wussy freshman college girl little end stuff lol)... i swear he was a bit bigger than the bottle, slid right in.. he barely touched my clit and I came, guess I was getting off on the freakyness of the situ

 

I guess the wackiest thing I've had up there is a camera - during an internal examination. Pipes, which despite being extremely slimline tend to feel much, much thicker in that situation, which isn't made easier when the inner bowels are inflated for further examination.
After the examination, although the consultant released most of the air he pumped in, there was still a great deal which had been unavoidably trapped that had to work its way through in the fullness of time, resulting in my constantly breaking wind all the way home on the bus. Although I did my best to control its release, there just had to be the bumps in the road at the most inopportune moments, resulting in getting all sorts of stares from the other passengers.

 

thats when you need your "look, I just got thoroughly fucked by a huge boy, oK?" t shirt. (or alternately, "i just had a colonoscopy, dont worry you'll have one too one day.") lol.

 

a piece of drift wood

 

I use Full size mag flashlight.

 

A Ducati Monster brake lever.

 

USB flash drive,, just storing some shit on it....

 

A likeness of Daffy Duck molded from belly button lint.

 

6 cell ?


must hurt when it hits your lungs

 

My own cock

 

A fith of vodka. Let the alcohol get inside my ass. I get so drunk and I can stick about anything in it. 16 oz can works well.

 

A garden rake handle 10" back up on it. Till I had anal orgasm.

 

A Sharpie, back when i was a learner