How do I masturbate?

I stroke my penis, it gets erect...but nothing happens from there. I never ejaculate or orgasm

 

6 Days After Your First Post You Still Haven't Solved The Problem......?:coffee:



Cheers Glen.

 

Did you remember to bow one-hundred-and-one times before the ithyphallic god Min?

 

punch a hole in the wall, lube up, insert and commence banging/thrusting

 

Your local catholic church has someone to help you on your quest

 

Be proud and leave it at that, masturbation is one of the seven deadly sins

 

punch yourself in the nads to get the juices flowing.

 

I didn't think it was an actual question. I thought it was going to be "How do I masturbate? Let me count the ways..."

Don't know what to tell you. Hard luck, guy

 

Doink a pond bottom.

 

It's a little tough. Wait until dark and dress all in black with a face mask. Anonmity is a must in this little adventure. Go out for a walk. You need to find a munchkin they are a little hard to come by in this day and age. But once you find him PUNCH HIM. Punch him hard. This is why the face mask is important as it conceals your identity in case he decides to file charges.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Okay, so if this is actually a serious inquiry, this will help you, I understand because I used to have this problem as well for a while, and then my boyfriend taught me .. its deceptive how people describe it, but then I realized and I was like oh lol that makes sense

its not really stroking like you would stroke someones hair or a cat, its not like rubbing

what you wanna do is wrap your hand around your penis like kind of a pole and hold as tight or loose as you want to and feels comfortable and then just move/slide it up and down, and itll feel really good and from there you'll just know what to do

hope this helps, kind of a wierd issue lol i know but been there..

i am no one, i am just the wind

 

you might need a little something extra
try some kind of toy

 

i don't know. how do you masturbate?

 

Maybe ask a slutty girl to help you. bet you'll figure it out then. But maybe your mind isn't in the right place. try to use youre imagination. Look at porn while you do it. when you are old enough, it comes naturally... I'm a woman but I didn't orgasm until i was 22. Had to get to know myself better.

 

Your profile doesn't say where you are for some 1 on 1 tutoring.
It wouldn't be the 1st time I've taught someone the art.

 

did you figure it out yet? did my method help?

 

if you want to masturbate...buy a hitachi drill...build this thing...that's what I did...hands free baby

 

is that what they mean when they say screw?