Support the right of animals to slaughter humans!

Humans have the legal right to slaughter animals for food. In turn, we support the right for animals to kill humans and use them for food. Currently no such right exists - animals who have killed humans are regularly put down or locked up. This state of affairs cannot continue. Lobby your country's legislature today and put an end to species discrimination!

In future, if successful we hope to extend this right to plants and natural disasters.

 

animals have always had that right.

 

Nope. Most legislative or regulatory bodies have given the executive power to seize and destroy dogs involved in serious attacks and deaths.

 

I've always thought this.

Especially when humans climb into cages at zoos. Happens all the time.

I like Katt William's little bit on it:

"What the fuck do you think those tigers talk about every goddamn day? Nothing but what the fuck they would do if a motherfucker was to ever, ever, ever climb their goddamn foot over the goddamn gate. THAT'S ALL THEY TALK ABOUT! Just - "I WISH a motherfucker would climb in this goddamn cage!""
(may not be exact, the transcript I referenced had the curse words filtered out - which is like 99% of Katt's jokes)

 

If an animal has enough time to kill someone and eat them undisturbed then they probably got away afterwords

 

Completely stupid in my opinion.

Crazy rabid animals who kill humans should be put down... they're a danger. Especially if they're carrying diseases.

 

I'm all for killing an animal that just killed someone I care about, but what I am against is mass eradication of animals. Like how they used to pay people to get rid of wolves

 

Then you should also support the killing of humans that just killed an animal.

Equal rights!
Equal rights for all!
Equal rights!

 

if they are doing it for sport, fuck yeah! I'll get into a fight with a sport hunter for fun

killing for food is alright tho

 

knock knock...

Shower Shark..

 

There was a programme on about a lion being put down after it killed a zoo keeper - what do they bloody except it's a lion, it's what he knows. He's not going to see a human and think he can't eat him because he's not covered in fur. I hate when people cage animals up and then kill them when they behave like the animal they are.