Robot Theory

If I can't picture someone naked, then I assume they are a robot.

My boss is the prime example of a robot. And he smells like dirty hair...so obviously, he is a robot because robots can't shower or else their computer brains will break.

So I need to know from all of you...are you robots?

 

Definitely a robot

 

i make love like a robot.

 

Hello,

I can picture you naked. And trust me, robots look different .

Regards
Gyro

 

well, try to picture us naked and you'll have your answer.

 

tell him this joke, if hes a robot it will short him out..

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Problem, robots don't smell. Maybe like oil.

I predict that sense is such an erogenous sense in females, the fact that he smells so terrible makes your mind unwilling to picture him naked, thus keeping your psyche safe from such a revolting image.

 

Bender smells like beer, cigars and hookers.....

 

<checking to see if I have a battery compartment somewhere>

 

i have room to insert one triple A battery...