Stealing when high?

I had a friend that was arrested for grazing on grapes. Handcuffs-the works.

 

if you steal in china they cut your dick off

 

Entertaining thread.

I've stolen a pair of headphones and an iTrip. and used fake coupons
I don't think I've ever stolen candy.

I'm just not really into stealing. Too nervous/not worth it/pretty lame
I definitely wouldn't want to do it high though. I'd be so paranoid and shaky.

 

Dear OP, fuck you.

Marijuana has the potential for so much wonderful creativity. It's meant to open our minds, relax us, and enrich our lives.

And then there's low life rednecks like you who give us all a horrible name. You fucking asshole.

 

easy on the rednekck comments.

i dont steal.i stole a candy bar from a store when i was a kid.my mother made me walk back to the store by myself and give it back.i do steal from junkyards though,cant really consider that stealing as im takin parts off cars that they didnt pay me enough for.so basicaly im only getting the rest of my money outta them.i dont need to steal from people.if i see somthing that i want or need i ask for it.most times they will give it to me or sell it to me cheap,trade for something or say they dont want to get rid of it,then i just find someone else that will have and deal on what i want.

thieves to me are the lowest life form on the planet.have no use for a thief

 

I have no use for possessions, be they prized or demonic.

 

dont steal man that shit aint rite

 

yeah you'll feel like a real fuck head sitting in the back of a cop car just cause the temptation to put a pack of gum in your pocket took control of you lol.

 

We don’t steal, just sometimes my friends wake up to random shit in the room and not know how it got there. "Who’s that spooning Matt on the couch? Is that a statue of Ronald Mc Donald? Wait whose couch is that?” We call that night the Couch Mcstery. We all have different ideas on what happened and we debate it to this day. I personally think we found the couch ditched somewhere (It was old and pretty nasty) but damned if I know how we got Ronald

 

stealing is not cool I hope karma comes back bites you in the ass

 

fuck you
you are a loser.
I will beat your ass
bring it you stupid little bitch. you fucking hooodrat yo momma so poor you gotta steal rims cuz youre a goddamn hoodrat loser motherfucker I hope you get cock smacked on your face.

 

LOL at your story about the payphone brian

i used to live in an apartment that was only a few blocks from the bar.. me and my best friend got hammered one night and were walking home and we saw this parking meter that was bent to FUCK... like literally almost bent horizontally, someone must have nailed it with a car to unsettle it that much.

so just for shits and giggles i pull it and feel some give.. i stopped my friend and i was like dude we could probably just wiggle the fuck out of this parking meter and the whole thing will come right out of the ground.. so we took turns yanking it back and forth with all our might, trying to loosen it enough to where we could just pull it out.. mind you we are plastered as we are doing this and its right on a street with like 6 different bars, so TONS of people and cops.. i dont know how we didnt get caught..

eventually we broke it loose but decided it would look WAYYY to sketchy if two younger guys are walking down a street known for its bars and clubs carrying a fucking parking meter with chunks of concrete still crusted on the bottom lol so we took it like 4 blocks and i was like fuck it man, im not gonna get arrested tonight to steal 40$ worth of quarters. so we came to a bridge with a creek running underneath and chucked it off the bridge..

the next day we trudged upstream in freezing cold water and got that shit.. we carried it like 20 blocks out of the way, just because we wanted to avoid carrying it on main roads where people might potentially see us. we take it back to my apartment at the time, and realize the REAL challenge would be getting into that bitch.. we took turns hitting it with hammers with all of our might, and trying to pry it open (broke 2 hammers this way). once you get the thick metal casing off, you realize that the quarters go into 4 different compartments, all of which are sealed off separately and a BITCH to get into without any serious tools.. so in order to get the cash you have to break into 4 separate compartments and believe me, its not easy

eventually we got two compartments open and just gave up.. wayyy to much manual labor for another measly 20$.. altogether we got about $40. we took it and stuck the pole back down in the creek... it stayed there until i left that apartment, and im sure its still back there with quarters in it

ohh, the days of not having any money cant say it wasnt a good time though

 

For future reference, I'm pretty sure an acetylene cutting torch (if you know a mechanic, or.... like.... anyone in any field that even MIGHT have to cut metal, or just eccentric people with acetylene rigs in their garages) would have no problem chopping a parking meter to shit. EVEN a high tech or super anti-theft one.

 

its cool, i dont plan on making a habit of stealing parking meters

i was hammered and it seemed like a good idea at the time. i mean its not often you cross paths with a parking meter that was hit so hard it was about to fall out of the concrete lol

it was more the thrill of yanking it out of the ground and stealing it when we were wasted.. we didnt desperately need need that money or anything, really we thought it was gonna be quick and easy cash.. didnt plan on it being so tough to break into with no proper equipment

 

I steal the peanuts on airplanes..

 

Well I'm just saying... it's about a 30 second job, if you know the right guy

To clarify, stealing from individuals is wrong. But stealing from ANY branch or part of a government that is waging a "war on drugs" or freeing the shit out of defenseless nations all over the world is just FINE. Take ALL their motherfucking parking meters

 

Stealing from thieves isn't stealing.