The Official I just found a blim I forgot I had! thread

Please share your experiences of serendipity in finding that blim you had forgotten was in the corner of your pocket, at a time when you had nothing else to smoke.

I just found a small blim of half decent polm(pure?) in my shirt pocket as i was going to bed. So I smoked some and lay in bed watching The Ruins- a pretty cool little horror movie set on a Mayan temple in Mexico.

It was the last piece from the bit I got from this guy I know who keeps selling me quite good hash when I only buy a fivers worth, and shit hash if I spend any more than that. I think he has limited contacts and tends to keep the good stuff mostly to himself, the selfish **** that he is.

Anyway here I am still awake after the film and subsequently the repeat of Horizon, cannae get to sleep now because my mind is buzzin and I don't have enough to complete the sedatory process, so I've lapsed back into late night alcoholism and internets again.

Keeping fit and balanced would be so much easier if I had a big bag of weed. At least I can be assured that I wont end up turning psychotic thanks to the governmunt's harm reduction strategy. Hopefully they will also be caring enough to provide me with a hospital for when I have a heart attack at the age of 45, or develop pancreatic cancer.

I'm going to smoke the last match head of this shit later when I try going to bed again, after several cans of lager, and then tomorrow when I wake up again I'll have a cup of tea and think about trying not to smoke the nasty stuff.

Woopa.

 

Always nice when this happens. Same thing has happened to me many a time.

The worst time got me arrested, I didn't even know i had weed in my pocket, DOH!. I was riding in the car with a friend who ran a red light. We had just left his old brothers apt. where we had been smoking. The cop pulls us over and the first thing he says is something about us smelling like pot. So, he pulls us outta the car and searches us both. I thought i was in the clear, but the cop found a small bag in my pockets with a piece of bud smaller than my pinky nail in it.. >_<

It all turned out ok though, since i had just turned 18 and it was my first offense I got a drug diversion program instead of level 2 pro. for a year. I had to give 12 consecutive random urines, one a week. It should only taken me 3 months, but it took me 6-7 cause i didn't quit smoking right away. Actually, i had to go before the judge once a month for a progress report, I didn't quit till he told me he was going to kick me outta the program unless i had at least one clean test by my next court date. I didn't get charged since i completed the program, no criminal record!

Woopa to that!

 

Thankyou for your interesting story SoulVibrations. Together we have defined the word "woopa" with a certain precision it lacked before.

I once got arrested too, in Holland, by two Nazi policemen. They clearly didn't like me calling them that.

So yeah they nicked all my hash that time, but overlooked a blim that was in the corner of my wallet. I did not say Woopa that day.

 

no idea what a blim of polm even is?...but last week i had to drag out my one dress shirt for court..it only sees the court or the funeral home....i found a treat in the pocket given to me by a grieving sister of a good buddy that died about 6 months ago....it was karmic:mickey:

dont make me search blim-polm...is it any thing like blump kin?

 

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Nazi cops, lol, funny you called 'em that. Im sure they weren't to found of that pet name..

Also, excuse my ignorance, what is a blim? I am assuming a joint.

 

No you can't smoke a blumpkin LOL

Polm is hash resin, or something like that. People often call it pollen, which is wrong but technically sounds exactly the same

 

Yeah a blim is anything from a single skinner's worth to something of the value of £5. It's when your mate's got some hash and you don't, and he doesn't want to sell you any so you ask him for a blim. A small amount that he can spare without depleting his own supply significantly enough to create chagrin.

After a blim then it's a teenth, a henry, a quarter, a half ounce, then a wizard and finally a nine bar.

 

Damn, you guys got some cool terms, I am going to adopt 'em and see if they catch on here.. lol.

A henry is an 1/8, then?

 

That's right.

I'm very happy to be your tudor in this matter

We had to invent loads of funny terms to make up for the uninterestingness of the hash, it's how things Larry MacGurk over here.

 

Ah yes, Thank you Sensei...