Colon Cleanse??

Discussion in 'Opiates' started by twang, Mar 6, 2010.

  1. twang

    twang on the run

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    Have any of you ever thought about doing this? Being on opiates all the time, i'm honestly kind of scared to even start. I was looking up different products today and think I might give this a shot once summer time rolls around (don't wanna be dealing with this shit [literally] during school) because...I saw these pictures:
    http://www.drnatura.com/picture_gallery.html
    jesus fucking christ...don't click on that unless you have a good stomach, but it's honestly frightening, especially since that first guy said he was on pain medication during college.
    I guess i'll let you guys know what happens when I eventually decide to buy it, just thought if anyone should be aware of this product its the opiate users.
     
  2. happydude_60

    happydude_60 Senior Member

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    I bought some stuff at Walgreen's last summer. It was around $45 for a 30-day supply of pills. There were 2 types. One bottle for colon cleansing, and one bottle for "body purification." I don't know about body purification, but it sure cleaned the hell out of my shit pipe. The first day nothing happened. On the second day I couldn't believe what was coming out of my ass. That lasted for about three days, then I began having the best bowel movements I've had since I was a kid. Felt better, too.
     
  3. Grim

    Grim Wandering Wonderer

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    WHY do I still click on things people tell me not to click on...why...
     
  4. 90 paces west

    90 paces west Member

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    Those look like dead alien babies... Not something that would come out of a human body...
     
  5. twang

    twang on the run

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    i know, i don't want that shit existing inside of me, i want it gone
     
  6. CannbisSouL

    CannbisSouL Smoke 'till you toke. Lifetime Supporter

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    So what exactly is in this?

    And who lays out their string of shit on the toilet to take a picture of it? :confused:
     
  7. happydude_60

    happydude_60 Senior Member

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    Oh my god, they DO look like dead alien babies!


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  8. raz5

    raz5 زینب

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    he unleashed a beast man w...t...f...
     
  9. twang

    twang on the run

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    look on their site pretty sure they have an ingredient list
     
  10. Magical mystery tourguide

    Magical mystery tourguide Senior Member

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    it seems really likely that these pictures are all fake, because i doubt stuff that voluminous could exist inside you without extreme bloating etc.

    all of the testimonials have people who took photos of it and when you click on the "read latest testimonials" it says internal service error.

    but if this is true then i need to get it asap. could it be found at most drug stores? i wonder if this stuff works the same as all the other body cleanse stuff they sell now.
     
  11. def zeppelin

    def zeppelin All connected

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    my eyes burn...
     
  12. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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    I used the "Triple Cleanse" from GNC about 5 years back, and it really lived up to it's name, lost 5 pounds and felt 100% better afterward as my body was better able to absorb the nutrients from what I ate. Of course I will admit, dropping an 18" loaf is a bit unnerving. :eek: sorry, tmi there I guess but relevant to the topic.
     
  13. SpENS93

    SpENS93 Illuminati

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  14. Alonzo01

    Alonzo01 Guest

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    [FONT=&quot]Natural health practitioners have recommended that doing a colon cleanse periodically is really useful. It has become a most popular therapy in recent years. This stands to reason seeing that over 50% of the immune system is located around or in the digestive tract and especially in the large intestine. Therefore, colon cleanse will flush out all unwanted toxins from colon region.


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  15. G0dm4ch1n3

    G0dm4ch1n3 Senior Member

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  16. Alonzo01

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    Colon cleanse is a technique of emptying the colon of harmful waste and bacteria which have been stored in the intestinal walls for months even years. It is necessary procedure required to achieve a healthier colon for reducing the likelihood of constipation, migraine, and other deadly diseases such as colon cancer and ulcer. The large intestine is a vital part of the body and needs to function well.
     
  17. mvic

    mvic Member

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    For the last seven yrs of a daily hydo habit i take fiber mixed with water daily and poop better than someone that doent have my habit
     
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