It only hurts if you are standing too close to him and are shorter than him. I actually quite like the man but I will keep my ten paces back if I am ever fortunate enough to meet him!
This man has had tits for awhile now... I remember a few years ago he was on the beach in Miami and some pictures had surfaced in some magazines of his tittays.
Gravity has a way of catching up to everybody, one way or another. Most ladies sure learn about that somewhere around their late 30s and/or third baby. And I guess if guys put on enough pounds overall, it'll show up there as well. Nicholson's whole career though, has been built around his I-don't-give-a-shit persona. And I doubt having man-boobs has changed that. Godbless him.
i'm more concerned about that sad attempt at a beard.. if at 73 you still can't grow one, just get used to shaving. i'm here if you need a second opinion...