just had a testicle removed...want a wank

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  1. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    About two thirty today I had a testicle removed... and I was hoping to have a bit of a fumble in my trousers this evening but I am not sure if I should, just in case the other one drops off from all the stress of the situation? should I wait until tomorrow, or should I just go ahead and 'Hitler it!"!

    :sunny::confused:
     
  2. slappyman

    slappyman Member

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    Damn that sounds like it's going to leave a mark. If it were me I think I'd leave things be for a bit.
     
  3. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Maybe you are right. If lose the other testicle then I have no testicles.
     
  4. spexxx

    spexxx Member

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    If your other testicle might fall off why would you consider lol
     
  5. slappyman

    slappyman Member

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    I have seen fake ones they sell, if you do lose the other one maybe they could set you up with some of those, at least it would look and feel right that way.
     
  6. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    May I ask why you lost the testicle?


    And yea, I'd leave that area alone for a bit.
     
  7. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    :eek::rolleyes::leaving:
     
  8. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Coz it had facking cayensah!
     
  9. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    awww i hope you're ok! :grouphug:
     
  10. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Thankyou lynzxx:2thumbsup: Now you can fit all my testicles in your mouth.... no more cheek mumps ;)

    Happy valentine's day:love:
     
  11. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Really? I'm sorry to hear that. Good thing you found it.

    I noticed that you posted 15 minutes later, I take it the procedure didn't take very long.
     
  12. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    How long does it take to cut a testicle off?
     
  13. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    [​IMG]

    Guess what this company makes.
     
  14. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I'm not sure, perhaps you can tell me.
     
  15. odon

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  16. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    15 minutes ;)
     
  17. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Naw
     
  18. Telepath

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    Wait, is that really possible - to get it cut off and be alive?
     
  19. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    This story seems a bit nutty
     
  20. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    No... gnaw :(
     
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