I invented 2 new sex possition

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Sam_Stoned, Feb 14, 2011.

  1. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    One is called "Open Casket Grind" and is great for lesbians and guys who just love pussy.

    The second one is called " Vishnu's Favorite Chair" and is a little rougher and sort of bondagesque... but you don't need anything but 4 arms and a place to sit.

    I'm not gonna reveal my secretes... but how many guys are working on their own personial karma sultra?

    if you want to know any more, you're going to have to put out.
     
  2. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    your boyfriend is a lucky guy:mickey:
     
  3. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Har-de-har-har.

    They could both work for gay sex. For the top one I'd reccomend trimming your fingernails first.
     
  4. Si69

    Si69 Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    watcha want? wat we gotta put out?


    will it be worth it?

    Simon
     
  5. ZenBlue

    ZenBlue Member

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    They both sound delightful but I don't see myself using them in the near future.
     
  6. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Some guys like the walk up and stick it in. I like to stick it in and walk up.
     
  7. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    That almost sounds like Redneck Foreplay:

    "You up? Bitch."

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
  8. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Well I didn't tell you what they are. And I don't want to... well I'm conflicted.

    I want the credit for how awesomely sexy my ideas are... but I also want to hold the copyright.. so to speak.

    A lucky motherfucker, the one who will find out what I speak of is.
     
  9. ZenBlue

    ZenBlue Member

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    Ha Ha Ha!

    I know you didn't tell me what they were but you have some pretty wicked names for them. I was just letting my imagination run wild.
     
  10. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Then I have succeeded.
     
  11. Si69

    Si69 Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    u mean that you want commission every time the positions r used? :(

    Simon

    ps - wat about a shot with the girl/boy friend afterwards - if we rate it's a good position!
     
  12. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Um, what? I dunno, I'm starting to think the first one might be a little awkward. Seeing as I aint getting any I sent a lesbo field agent out to research this further.
     
  13. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Position # 432=woman on top. Penile member inserted. Woman closes legs completely ,thereby tightening clam. Thus=tight clam equals more feeling for member and clam. (PM for address to send money)
     

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