The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

My other car is a pair of boots

another one:
Bad cop -No doughnut

 

"Read the Bible-it'll scare the hell out of you"

"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you"

 

"This delinquent is banging your honor student"

 

If you can read this your speeding.

 

My Child Sold YOUR Honor Student the Answers to the Test !

 

honk if your horny

 

Political statement making bumper stickers ftw. There's a hippie store I love that has them all over a wall

 

I Brake for Hallucinations.......;-D

 

Shave the whales.​

 

That reminds me of one that I saw a few times a long time ago (I used to see it advertised in National Lampoon)

NUKE THE WHALES

And it showed this whale with a little mushroom cloud in the middle of it-guess they don't make those anymore.

 

I found it!

 

My personal favorite says:

"I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't stick my head that far up my ass."

 

"I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away"

Somebody here has a pic of a car with that sticker on it in their sig.

 

Still Pissed at Yoko

 

I don't suffer from insanity..... I enjoy every minute of it!.....

 

I liked this one

 

The Gene pool could use a bit of Chlorine!....;-D

 

Just seen today:

I feel like I'm diagonally parked
in a parallel universe.
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I haven't read through all of these, so I'm not sure if this one was mentioned:

"Don't tailgate me!
or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

hahahaha