I don't like monkeys and I don't know why i ever thought we could get together. And by reading all of the above post I can tell that there is no love in this post. So change trees and go.
I moved to get closer to you and you are still not happy. I just don't think I can ever please you so I am going to have to cut you loose.
I'm sorry that my size hurts you so bad, they said you could handle anything. I guess they were wrong. I'll move on, I hope you heal ok !