Girls - what objects have you fucked yourself with? Be honest! :p

Okay, you can't tease us with that last line and not fess up!

 

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Wow..i always thought I was soo weird. I too have done most of these things when i masturbate its nice to talk about it so openly like this

 

This thread was crazy enough, but hell, sure enough it wasnt to long before someone asked what FLAVOR the sausage was that she shoved up her pussy...

 

I've done so with my fingers, a hairbrush, a tampon, this water bottle cooler thing (my fave), a smoking pipe (lol), a curling iron (obviously it wasn't on), a banana, a travel toothbrush holder, hmmmmmmm lol and there's prolly others... (;

 

None. That is disrespectful to your vagina.

 

this thrtead is amazing thank you D

 

Thanks to all the ladies that responded to this thread. It was a great way to wake 'up'. LOL:2thumbsup:

 

Beer bottles. Most have a nice shape.

But now that I have a good dildo collection, there's no reason to improvise.

Pussy-flavored sausage, after she used it.

 

I want some of that sausage now.

 

I've heard it rumoured that the original classic Coca-Cola bottle was specifically designed so that it would appeal to teenage girls as a dildo, without the potential embarassment factor, thus increasing sales.

As usual, this is probably just another one of those Urban Myths, but it would make perfect business sense.

 

gasoline pump..

 

Some experiences of mine, good and bad, normal and weird,

Cucumber - good especially the curved thick ones
Bottle - did nothing for me
Deodorant stick - too plastic and too hard
Banana - nice shape, didn't like the feel of the skin so went without, you can imagine what happened! Not a good experience but was very inexperienced
Hair brush - not bad as it had a soft textured handle, surprised me
Bed post - too big and too hard so gave up
Best one - the gear knob of my car(manual gear stick) felt great and did have my boyfriend with me at the time who was encouraging me, never done since, anyway now have an auto, ouch!

I have also woke up with numb arm and hand and had a rub, great feeling as it doesn't feel like your doing it but the experience only lasts for minutes before the numbness wears off

 

Duffel (sports) bag humping...

What I do is fill the bag with clothes etc so it's full and bulky, zip it up and then sit astride on it without wearing undies...the texture and coolness of the nylon fabric of the bag rubbing against my bare thighs, butt and pussy makes me VERY horny and causes me to cum within several minutes... :2thumbsup:

 

Now that sounds hot ^

 

i know this thread hasn't been posted in for a month but I am realy impressed with the imagination of the girls who have answered (hope there all true) unfortunately I am a very unimaginative male when it comes to wanking, myslef and my fiancee barely talk about it and never admit when wheve done it so im always quick and in hiding when I do it... Cant think of anything around my house to use...

 

I know im new but got a q for the ladies if I can?? Do you guys see things and think yer ill use that later?? Or is it just wats within reach when horny??

 

wooden spoon, cucumber, pens, vibrators, dildos, detachable shower head on my clit, beer bottle (just the thin part).

 

Underunden is ut just wats near by when your horny? Or you see something and remember it for later?

 

Just what is there mostly.
I can't remember a time when I thought " Oh cucumber, I'll use you later ".

 

Expected so, just interesting from a blokes perspective as there isnt much variety available. Ever get accross west???