1. I called Wendy's and said I had sperm in my burger and that "I sure as hell don't enjoy a sperm burger" and got into a fight with a employee who I think was racist cuz she was like "ARE YOU WHITE?!" 2. I called Home Depot and said I dropped and piece of ply wood on my nuts and I'm gonna sue them. 3. Called a random person and yelled at them "YOU GOT MY DAUGHTER PREGNANT... YOU GONNA MARRY HER?!?!?!" 4. Called Barnes and Noble and asked "Do you gonna any tittie stuff I need to beat my meat?" 5. Called Walmart and screamed in her ear "IM ROCKSO THE CLOWN AND I LOVE COCAINE" then laughed like Scooby Doo.. :2thumbsup: Oh and how could I forget this one 6. I called McDonalds and said that I bought a burger "The burger smelled funny so I looked inside there was no cheese and there was a dick imprint in the meat like someone had slapped their dick in my burger and I don't like dick burgers" I then got into a fight with the manager. :daisy:
No, cause only white kids do shit like. As I sited in the "Shake your head at me; but some black kids" thread. Thanks for proving me right on that one. :2thumbsup: :love: Edit: Oh my god really? That was exactly the kind of shit I brought up... dead on.
lol, I've never done prank calls but I always really wanted to order a bunch of pizzas and have them delivered to one of my friends' houses. Alas, we don't have delivery out here. *sigh*
everybody does that. white kids are just the only ones who don't do it to get free food out of the deal. not cool.
I only remember one of the ones we did back in the day. We picked a clearly Jewish name from the white pages and this lady who sounded 50 or so answered; and we asked her if she would be able to donate to the American Organization for Reich Resurrection or something like that, and she starts asking questions! My friend starts telling her the mission statement in the most euphemistic political talk possible, and she's on the phone with him for like 15 minutes before saying she's not interested. We passed around the phone and tried the same thing with a few different names; but the first was the best by far. I like prank e-sex better.
As a teen I would occasionally dial the phone to some random number in Europe (From the US) right before I came. When the person answered they would hear me spanking my meat hard and making strange sounds before releasing my load. I would also leave it on peoples message recorders if they didn't answer. A woman in the UK knew what I was doing once when I randomly phoned here number. So when I phoned her a few days later again she continued to stay on the line and listen all the way through. We started having a relationship over the lines, mostly late night phone sex after that.
