Here is one of my favorites, wrong yes, but I laugh everytime I see it and spend the next couple of hours singing the song. Makes my kids crazy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfhGWeaPouc"]YouTube - Family guy-Prom night dumpster baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N3dI-j6enA"]http://youtu.be/2N3dI-j6enA I love it. I'm not easily offended, and don't get me wrong, I don't like offending others, but a lot of crude humor (especially as it relates to family guy) is something that I enjoy.
a guy goes to the hospital because his testicles are red and swollen the nurse tells him, "you've got to stop masturbating" "why?" "because i'm trying to examine you"
I love Family Guy's humor...I really think they're the only ones that can really get away with it...even South Park isn't as funny in my opinion
An 11 year old girl and her mom go to the doctor so the girl can have a check-up. During the check-up, the girl asks the doctor why her nipples have begun to swell. Doctor says"Oh-that's natural. You'll have breasts very soon. Girl says "do you have breasts"? Doctor says "yes but they don't swell". Girl says"can I see?" Doctor shows her his chest. Mom brings the girl back for her annual check-up and she is now 12. During the check-up,she says-"doctor ,I have hair growing "down there". Doctor says-Oh that's natural--Soon you'll be a woman. I have hair "down there too". Girl says-"Really. Can I see"? Doctor says "OK" and pulls his pants down so she can see. She looks closely and says" Hey,when am I going to get one of those?" Doctor says--"AS SOON AS I CAN GET THE DOOR LOCKED !!"