The It's just wrong joke thread

So here a sick one and a couple prejudice ones.

A guy and a girl our french kissing, really going at it hot and heavy.
When they break apart the girls says
"That's awful rude to chew gum while we're doing that"
And the guy says
"Chew gum hell, I just cleared my throat"

What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Gifted

Why don't they let blacks and mexicans breed?

They're afraid the kids will be too lazy to steal

 

thanks for the joke i know of certain undersireables to use it on.it'll prbly lead to my immeadiate murder but it's worth it thanks.

 

What do you call a cow that's masturbating? Beef Stroganoff.

 

Some jokes I remember from my great uncle that are just wrong-

What do you call 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? -

- A good start

What do you call the same 10,000 buried up to their heads in sand? -

- Afro turf


How did the Pollock break his leg raking leaves? -

- He fell out of the tree

Why is the suicide rate so low in Poland? -

- They keep jumping out of basement windows

 

What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated.

 

I got a ton of these..
chid molester & a little boy are walkin into the woods,the boy's cryin..child molester says "I dont know what your cryin for,I'm the one thats gotta walk out of here alone"

3 homeless guys are walkin in the country when they come across an old farmhouse.the old maid that lived there says I tell ya what,I'll feed ya if you fuck me.first guy goes,in,comes out,says" I can't do it"second guy goes in,same thing.third guy goes in fucks her.When he comes back out,his buddies were like"man how the hell did you do it?"He replies"easy,I just peeled the scab off,& threw it out the window..buddies reply"oh shit man,we thought it wasa a pizza!"

 

Girl goes to her dad needin money for a prom dress..Dad says well if you suck my dickI'll give you the money..she says,you're my dad I cant do that..few days later,she comes back and asks again,he says you know the drill she once again says I can't do that daddy.day before the prom she comes back again,daddy I really need this money..once again he tells her,you know what you gotta do..she breaks down,& starts suckin..looks up,& says daddy what smells like shit..He says,well,your brother wanted a new car

 

What did one 80-year old boob say to the other?

"If we don't get some support, we're gonna look like we're nuts."

 

How do you know when your gay?

Your getting fucked in the ass and you get a boner.

 

Ok so for post 200 I thought I'd add another joke, it not gross so maybe no neg rep this time and my wife is Baptist so don't lynch me.

Why don't Baptist make love standing up?

Because they don't want people to think they're dancing

 

Ok, no offense but,

A jewish guy, a black guy, and a gay guy were all living their lives in the most stereotypical ways and when they died they were met by St. Peter who wouldn't let them in right away. He told them that in order to get into Heaven they had to go back to Earth and avoid everything they love for the rest of their lives, then when they died again, they would go right into Heaven.
They all said they would do it and they could avoid temptation to stay out of Hell.
Back on Earth all three are walking down the highway when a joint appears in front of the black guy.
He remembers he has to avoid all his pleasures so the three walk on. A few feet more is a giant bucket of fried chicken and the black guy can't resist and he eats only one bite and POOF he disappears and is sent to Hell.
A little spooked the jew and gay walk on down the highway when a nickel appears on the road in front of the jew. He thinks for a second then walks on. Then a quarter appears. A little longer he thinks then he walks on. Then a hundred dollar bill is there and the jew can't resist and he bends down to pick up the money and POOF the jew and the gay guy are in Hell.

 

When someone says the word 'Intense' you say "Oh, I didn't know you went camping?"

 

what's the fourth worst thing in the world?
a pile of dead babies.
what's the third wors thing in the world?
one live baby under a pile of dead ones.
what's the second worst thing in the world?
eating your way out.
what's the worst?
going back for seconds.

 

Did you hear about the reverse exorcism?
The devil couldn't get the priest out of the little boy.

 

One more...

Two Muslim extremists walk into a bar...
Boom! BOOM!

 

David beckham goes to the doc and says

"Doc, every time I look in the mirror I get an erection"

The doc answers

"Thats coz your a ****"

 

A little girl is in the shower with her mother and looks at her breasts.

She says, "Mommy, when will I get those?"

The mother replies, "When you enter puberty honey!"

The next day, the little girl is in the shower with her father and looks at his penis

She says, "Daddy, when will I get that?"

He responds, "As soon as your mother leaves for the supermarket"

Bleck, I heard that joke while tanked and have only told it while tanked.

 

A man goes into the confessional and sits down - "Father I have sinned" --
"And what is your sin my son"
"I committed adultery last month father"
To which the priest replied "say 10 Hail Marys" your sin is forgiven"
Another man enters "Father, I have sinned."
"And what is your sin my son"
"I have committed adultery three time in the last month."
Now this concerned the priest greatly - 2 of his parishioners committing adultery recently.
" Say 15 Hail Marys - Your sins are forgiven.
Another man steps in " I have sinned Father"
"And what was your sin my son"
"I committed adultery every night this week"
The priest was horrified!! "And who did you commit this sin with my son - I must know?
The man replied "Nooky Green"
"Say 20 hail Marys - your sins are forgiven"
The priest was very perplexed!!
At mass on Sunday a woman in a bright red dress, a large feathered had and bright green shoes burst - stormed up to the front row and sat with her legs spread wide.

The priest leans over to the Altar Boy and ask "Is that Nooky Green?"

"No father - it's just the reflection off her shoes"

 

Man, I've been off the forum so long I've missed out on some good good 'wrong' jokes.

You know what is more wrong than these jokes?

Sticking your finger up your sister's twat, and finding your father's wedding band.

 

Here are a couple of really racist jokes, please don't hate me for them.

Q: What's the worst thing about 4 black guys going off a cliff in a car?

A: there's 1 empty seat

Q: what runs faster than a black guy stealing your TV?

A: his brother with the DVD player