Just wanted to let you know it worked

Ok this is no BS it works. My brother was in rehab back in the 90's and the only thing he learned in there was how to do drugs and get away with it. Ive passed many tests by doing this and when my bro would get out on a 24hr pass he would somke crack and pass his way back into rehab. I did lots of blow the night before my drug test and passed easy. Heres what you do. Go to any supermarket and go to where the Jam and Jellies are. Look for a product named Certo. Its a preservative to make jelly. Its in a small blue box and has 2 packets inside. Its a clear jel like KY jelly. Dump one packet into a large sprite or 7up and drink it all. Piss and your very next piss will be clean. Trust me it works. Im 41 and have always passed.

 

multivitamins have niacin in them correct? I've heard it helps clean you out

 

Does this work even while on probation and the tests are sent to a lab. Honestly it won't matter to me because i have already been clean in drug court for several months and if i catch another charge of any sort during this time frame i will be doing 2 to 4 in state prison. But i am just curious....or is this just for the dipstick tests?? Bc im pretty sure most shit will show up as dialuted or a non-human specimen if its tampered with in pretty much any fashion.

 

I drank the cranberry juice the day of and it worked for me. I smoked two days before the test. I didn't drink much water, maybe a little more than normal(for me), but I don't drink much anyways. Other than that it was just cranberry juice.

I don't know about you but for me it was for a job, and all I had to do was pass and I had the job. So if I didn't, my parents would have known that something showed up. But they never said anything they were just like "Alright come in on this day for orientation." BAM!

 

This only works according to type test you are given...if you are given a litmus test (I call it) where they stick a paper or drop of something right then and there in your piss- then yes, certo will work everytime. I know this for a fact myself...
However, if they are going to send your piss off to a lab, you FAIL. I know this also for a fact. Probably have jello piss by the time it gets there.

 

^ you are right. Everything shows up in a lab test. I only had THC; but had to explain "how" it got there (LOL) to the lab person as they specifically asked to talk to me - before I was fired. (I was working as a helper on a construction site.) He said he just had to know how it got there and I'm thinking it was because of the addition of so much certo and water and the fact it was probably jello piss.

 

Ya, damn. ha. I was pretty sure their was no way around the lab tests. b/c their would be no point to have them, if everyone knew how to get around them.

 

YA bro xans and klons be benzos not opiates