Girls - what objects have you fucked yourself with? Be honest! :p

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!


really, that's hilarious. :2thumbsup:

 

I usually put him in feet first (the feet feel great on the g-spot) and not very deep, so it didn't really matter about his arms.

When I put him in head first, which wasn't often, his arms were at his sides. Hmmm, didn't think about this at the time (I was only 11) but I guess I was giving myself head - lol

 

What's wrong with penises?

 

It's not masturbation then

 

Whole new meaning to yeast infection.

 

dildo, banana, bottle

 

used a bottle of wine once, not bad

 

What vintage?

 

And a lady with severe cognitive dysfunction problems, due to lead poisoning.

I know I just replied to a 4 year old post. But it needed to be said. (If it hasen't been, yet)

I would probably laugh, and then feel a little bit bad, if something happened and it went off. not THAT bad. Survival of the fittest... and by fittest I mean "slightly smarter and possessing a microgram of common sense"

 

I don't think she would get that hot, silly

 

once i put condom on candle and inserted in my ass...

 

I don't know if this counts, but sometimes I like to pretend I'm a dude when I'm masturbating (just like you hear about the opposite). So I've held penis alternatives in its respective area of service and pulled on them and whatnot. I was short of any dildo and harness at the time, so I put an old drumstick in between my legs and jacked off with that and imagined myself forcing someone to give me a blow job.

And wouldn't you know, I nearly gave myself a splinter or two that night. ^^

 

Other than my vibrator...or when the vibrator broke...
Sharpie, shower head, electric toothbrush, vacuum cleaner, brush handle, candle

 

Umm... you know that Venus Vibrance razor that has a button you press to make it vibrate? Well lets just say I found a better use for it. Of course theres never a razor at the end of it o_0 and I use the other end. Also I might be guilty of using my jacuzzi bathtub for other methods of relaxation. <<'

 

Okay...the pastry chef in me HAS to comment. The reason it didn't rise is because yeast is active in warmth and sleeps or is killed by the cold. So for future reference you want to place your rising dough in a warm, humid spot. UNLESS you are purposely trying to make a bread dildo, then by all means stick that fucker in the fridge.


I guess I am obligated to spill. I've used most of what was listed but my all time favorite...corners.

 

This....

 

*covers he mouth* I dare not say other than the normal.

 

Normal? Is there such a thing?

 

Used due to my own curiosity:
Fingers
Hair Brush Handle
Sharpie Permanent Marker
Mr. Dependable Dildo

Used due to my boyfriend's and/or fiancé's curiosity:
Charm's Blow Pop
Pom-Pon Handle
Silver Bullet Vibrator

 

Okay, okay. I'll confess.

Fingers
Hair Brush handle
markers
maraca handle
the hall pass in school once (got horny during class)
water bottle

A lot.

Don't even get me started what's been in my ass. =]