anal sex problems

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by lolzlindsey, Feb 10, 2010.

  1. lolzlindsey

    lolzlindsey Member

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    okay im an anal virgin...but everyime i use a toy feces come out??
    i know its NASTY!!!!


    but how can i help it???????
    ive tried everything..


    its so disgusting i hate myself :((
     
  2. libranlover73

    libranlover73 Member

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    You just need to get into a habit of "vacating" that area before you play with your toys...should fix the issue. Just cos I am curous are you male or female? Age?

    I think it's seriously hot that you are exploring anal pleasure, btw!
     
  3. boguskyle

    boguskyle kyleboguesque

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    retarded reason to hate yourself...

    douche.
    (suggestion, not insult)
     
  4. themoon66

    themoon66 Guest

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    Well its probally a normal thing because when i fucked my girls in the ass she left some slimy stuff that smelled like that on my dick I didnt mind though
     
  5. The Backdoor Man

    The Backdoor Man Banned

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    Before playing, do the following.

    1. Take a dump
    2. Take an enema
    3. Call me, The Backdoor Man, for ultimate fun.
     
  6. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    i just hardcore lol'd
     
  7. moonlightning

    moonlightning Guest

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    Anal sex is not really a nice thing to do... it can lead to anal problems, like hemorrhoids. And hemorrhoids can be very irritating. (the hemorrhoid centers dot com) is where you will find out what hemorrhoids are and you might probably think twice before engaging to such anal sex things. When you get hemorrhoids, you'll regret why you did this and all you want to see is a hemorrhoid Doctor.
     
  8. The Backdoor Man

    The Backdoor Man Banned

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    Who knows the long-term risks? Are any proven? We know for a fact that Farrah Fawcett died of anal cancer, but there is no proof anywhere on the internet if she did enough anal to cause it, let alone if she did it at all--only Ryan and a few others would know. Furthermore, there is no evidence that regular anal sex causes anal cancer.
     
  9. Wawer

    Wawer Guest

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    hilarious :bobby:
     
  10. jamgrassphan

    jamgrassphan Get up offa that thing Lifetime Supporter

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    Enema is the only clean way to go about this - I think it's good to clean the plumbing out once in a while anyway. But like most things - moderation is the key. You don't want to be constantly flushing out all that beneficial bacteria either.
     
  11. s2lizard

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    My wife just isnt into enemas...she prefers taking a dump. That does the trick for us! :)
     
  12. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    Learn to love the pop lol
     
  13. Si69

    Si69 Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I always use a douche before anal - a simple rubber bulb type - cost about £6 from a web-site, but you can get different ones. Douche twice and you're so clean, no worries about mouth/anal either.

    Enjoy,

    Simon :sunny:
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    duh, either wear a diaper or stop playing with toys.
     
  15. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    Exactly what I was going to say
     
  16. Thorabeard

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    Go to the bathroom before hand, and keep in mind it generally takes 6 to 8 hours to digest food, so if you can try to eat before or after that mark. If you're still having issues, you may have to go with the enema route.
     
  17. SeverineComplex

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    You know I think most of us, male or female, with an anal fetish, learned about it probably the "wrong way", lol, and that is a shame, and it's sad that it is still such a taboo issue- if the topic were more open, people wouldn't have so many lousy incidents and then the myths would be exposed and people wouldnt have such horrible experiences.
    Listen to what all these posters said regarding douches and enemas and of course make sure you are clear of all feces- and be pragmatic- if you are having a bad day and having explosive diarrhea, then don't do anal that day!
    Also, there are some people that just don't enjoy anal- and that's cool - I don't enjoy getting eaten out- but I love going down on a man- and that bothers some people but hell, sorry, it's MY preference, it's what floats MY boat, so to hell with what anyone thinks- honestly I've talked to enough people, both in and out of the porn industry, and alot has to do, when it comes to ANAL, how a woman (or man I guess too!!, however I'm just talking about what I know from a female perspective) is anatomically built, muscle/rectum wise, and that somehow dispositions them to if they will enjoy receiving anal, at least physically...
    I don't know anyone who got hemmoroids if they used appropriate measures, which include warming up, using appropriate toys if warming up, always using lubricant, always keeping CLEAN and not switching back and forth; now ATM - everyone has their own opinion on that, and i know that, many say can lead to health issues, i don't know I personally think if you've taken the steps above you are fine. now there is the whole dynamic of anal and the heightened STD factor but as far as anal and damage?? Not unless it was violent.
     
  18. SeverineComplex

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    ROFL! LOOK! That was my 420th post!
     

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